British Guy: *speaking with an accent* I'm an artist
Waiter: Oh really? That's cool!
British Guy: Can I have some ketchup and mustard?
Waiter: Sure
British Guy: *sprays the walls with mustard and ketchup* that'll be $50
British Guy: *speaking with an accent* I'm an artist
Waiter: Oh really? That's cool!
British Guy: Can I have some ketchup and mustard?
Waiter: Sure
British Guy: *sprays the walls with mustard and ketchup* that'll be $50