Sexy Mama Brick (BrickxJason)

Sad Whore Jason Grace Intro

Jason has not parted from the brick that once smashed into his face. He can't seem to stop thinking about it, caressing it with his smexy, manly mayonnaise warrior hands at night while the rest of the ship slumbers.

He keeps it in his sock drawer, and tonight, he takes it out to stare into its cracks and feel it's intriguing texture.

"You're the only one who understands me," he says in emo. He's so #misunderstood. When Piper broke up with him she'd called him a boring slutty white boy with repressed brick trauma. It wasn't entirely wrong, but it still hurt, like his first meeting with his lovely brick.

Piper was just a sad jealous hoe, and everyone knew it. That's what Jason told himself. Jason was a flaming hot catch of a man and he knew it, purposefully wearing kilts and croptops that showed off his chiselled physique.

Jason sighed and hugged his precious brick close to his man-titties, closing his eyes. "I wish...my brick could love me back..."

Jason went to bed, still clutching the brick in his grubby lil paws, not knowing of the change that the universe had just facilitated.

The brick starts to change shape...