Wilhelm was having his usual daily tea break when his grandson fell through the roof onto the table he was drinking tea at.
Wilhelm:".....What?"
The trap then came barging in demanding answers then noticed Reinhard
Felix:"Rein what happened to you?"
Before Reinhard could say anything a man in golden armor crashed through the ceiling destroying it more.
Chad:"You got one minute to start talking or I start shooting."
Golden portals start opening up all around Reinhard.
Wilhelm and Felix start sweating nervously.
Crusch then barges in wondering what's going on and is absolutely terrified by what she sees.
Chad:" Now explain to me why you are trying to abduct my sister sword saint?!"
Wilhelm:"Grandson what did you do!?"
Reinhard gets up and explains the whole royal candidate thing.
Chad:"Next time ask and don't try abducting her."
As Chad says that he changed back to his regular clothing and closed all of the portals surrounding Reinhard.
Chad then looks over at crusch.
Chad:"Sorry for my irrational behavior. How much money do you need to fix this?"
Crusch.exe is broken
Chad then pulls out a big bag of holy coins.
Chad:"Is this enough?"
Wilhelm walks over to the bag and opens it
Wilhelm:"It's all holy coins and I can confirm it is all real."
Crusch:"yes that is more than adequate now please leave my mansion."
Chad:"May we meet again on better terms and with that i bid you all farewell."
(A/N Chad leaves like this just in gils regular clothing and not looking smug)
SCENE CHANGE
(To when Chad yeeted Reinhard)Brianna:"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
Chad:"I have something to do real quick."
Brianna:"Wait-"
KABOOM!!!
Brianna:"And he is gone now and there's a crater where he jumped along with a lot of windows being blasted out."
Puck:"Lia that man is dangerous."
(Puck finally appeared.)
Brianna:"Yeah he is dangerous but only when you mess with the people he cares about."
Puck:"I understand that."
Brianna:"The guards are probably on their way and they will probably blame it on the pretty lady next to me since they are racist assholes."
(Brianna says that while pointing at Emilia)A/N
Next chapter will be longer hopefully sorry kinda bad at this
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Re:Zero The New Candidate
FanficTwo siblings get sent to the world of Re:Zero in the bodies of Anastasia (from fate) and gilgamesh from the fate franchise. I do not own any of the works used for this fan fiction and it is not to be taken seriously. Undergoing rewrite and I changed...