-sunshine- a kagehina chatfic

-four-

(***)***-****
HELLO
KAGAYAMA 😁

kageyama
uHm who might you be

(***)***-****
and here I thought you
were a dry texter 🤨🤨

kageyama
well I'm running on
maybe half an hour
of sleep rn nooooooooo
I now have a
✨personality✨

(***)***-****
uh-
yeah that makes sense
😃👍

kageyama
soooooo
who are you and why
do you know my name
is Oikawa trying to set
something up again 😐

(***)***-****
shit brooo you seem
traumatized 👀👀🤨

kageyama
nishinoya?

(***)***-****
wtf-
how-
ARE YOU A PSYCHIC!?!?!

kageyama
your emoji choices
duh

hinatas dumb friend
THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
AHHHHH
anywho I'm here to add you to
the gay crows gc

kageyama
but-
I'm not a crow
or even playing volleyball
anymore

hinatas dumb friend
that's nit my fault 😐
your coming 👍
seen

[you've been invited]
[to the "gay crows" gc]

hinatas dumb friend
noone say your names
he needs to do his ✨magic✨

kageyama
I dont want to be here

(***)***-****
to bad.

kageyama
tsukishima?

hinatas dumb friend
HE DID IT
HE DID IT

(***)***-****
BROOOO
HOW TF

kageyama
I'm gonna take
that as a yes.
and why it the straight
one here
isn't gay crows

straight one
again I feel attacked😓
I'm not actually straight
but I do prefer girls 😏

kageyama
ok.

(***)***-****
hello kageyama.

kageyama
why does that seem
vaguely threatening...
your the captain.
fuck
imma go
byeeeee

leprechaun
he-
he has a personality???

kageyama
boke.
ofc I do???

cap
dont call hinata a boke.

kageyama
yes sir.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
i-
TOBIO-CHAN
WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT
WITH ME 😭😭😭😭😭

kageyama
because I dont respect bottoms
and plus you probably have
some kink for it-

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
you-

hinatas dumb friend
OMG HE DID NOT JUST-
LMAOOOO 💀💀💀

the kinda straight one
HE DID. HE REALLY DID
HAHAHHASJSIDJKO

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
how did you cut me off
in text- I don't like here

(***)***-****
dont worry Oikawa I'm sure
iwazumi would hug you for safety 😏😏

kageyama
that's not all he would do

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
awwww tobio-chan
are you actually rooting for
me 🥺🥺

kageyama
I just want you gone.
pls leave.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
no ❤

(***)***-****
helloooo?

rude bitch
finally someone with a brain

kageyama
oh?
😏😏😏👀

rude bitch
what are you thinking...

kageyama
just what everyone else is

suga
yeahhh its canon

sweet potato (yams)
yepers 😊

leprechaun
i still dont get how
yams, the most precious bitch,
likes tsukishima, a dumb whore who needs to shut he dumbass up. 😀

suga
wow-

cap
uHm ok then-

hinatas dumb friend
YES GO OFF SHOOO

the kinda straight one
GET IT

rude bitch
DUMBASS SHRIMP
CAN BARELY REACH THE TOP
SHELF ANNOYING ASS MOFO

cap
TSUKISHIMA KEI

sugas
TSUKISHIMA KEI

rude bitch
this is favouritism.
I hate it here.
😑

sweet potato
dont worry
I'm coming over tsuki
so we can cuddle

rude bitch
tadashi-
why in the gc...

sweet potato
gomen tsuki

(***)***-****
that's adorable 🥺🥺

(***)***-****
ikr-

hinatas dumb friend
KIYOKO-SAN 😘😘🥰😘🥰

the kinda straight one
KIYOKO-SANN 💘💕💞💝💓💗💖💕💘💞💝💞💝💓

kiyoko??
no.

(***)***-****
... wow-

the kinda straight one
ENNOOO 💞💓💘💓💕🥰😘🥺💕💖💝💗💝💕🥺💖😘💖😘💖🥰💖💓💗💝💖💖💝💖❤❤❤❤💝💝🥰😘💕💝💖💝💖💓💖💖💓❤💓💕💝💖💖💓

kageyama
what-
ok den

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no kagehina content
but kageyama has to be good
with his friends
before getting with him
soooooo yeah