Mail

Toys?

"Dude go get the door." My band mate Tony whined. That lazy bastard. I got off the couch and started to head towards the door. There I saw a small hairy guy dressed in mail man uniform.

He gave me this package and left. I don't even remember ordering anything. Maybe it's a surprised from Mike.

"What is it?" Tony questioned. He sat up suddenly interested.

"I don't know let's open it." I said. We started to rip away the several layers of duct tape. I don't get why people wrap stuff up with so much tape. Why are you trying to make us struggle so much??

The first thing I saw was some weird oval object with a cord hanging out of it. It had some machine with the words off, slow, and fast. What is this? I turned it on fast and the freaking thing started to vibrate!

"Vic look at this sh*t! It's a diłdo." What the actual frick.

"Dude is this a vîbrator?" I asked throwing it back into the box. Who in the hell would send me sex toys? Tony grabbed the box and looked at the address.

"This isn't your mail this is some girl named Skye's mail." He said. Wait I know her, she lives a floor above me. I've been getting her mail for the past month, but usually I would be able to catch the mailman to tell him it wasn't mine. Is it really that hard to tell the difference between C7 and D7?

"This belongs to the girl upstairs. I keep getting her fricking mail God. You know what? I'm going to give it to her." I said frustratedly.

"Do you want me to come with you?" Tony asked. I told him no and got up and left. I was going to end this thing because if I get another box full of sex toys I'm going to lose my sh*t.
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(A/N) Yeah so I know I'm not the best at writing but please just cope with me. I'm not really used to writing but I just thought I'll give it a try. And yes this is a Vic Fuentes Fanfic.

If you read this whole chapter without leaving thank you 😂 I promise I'll try to make this story better.