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5:30 am

jisung: why don't we drink cats milk?
jisung: we drink cows milk, ppl drink normal breast milk. you drink dry milk. you drink goat milk. so why not cat milk?

minho: i would first like to ask—
minho: what the actual shit is dry milk
minho: pls elaborate.

jeongin: yk-
jeongin: milk thats dry -?

chan: maybe like powdered milk yk

jisung: dry milk*

seungmin: i thought we were supposed to be getting up at seven?

changbin: we are.

seungmin: so why the fuck are you stupid ants up at five in the goddamn morning?

jeongin: dry milk..

hyunjin: ji ji ji

jisung: what slut

hyunjin: i-
hyunjin: i've been waiting for this day.

seungmin: ...
seungmin: go back to sleep

hyunjin: i wasn't sleeping
hyunjin: i was watching teletubbies

jeongin: sussy wussy baka🥺
jeongin: i was playing minecraft with felix and ji :D

changbin: me 2

jisung: yeah we're a foursome now🥸

seungmin: a foursome-
seungmin: where is felix?

jisung: idk
jisung: he said he was slEepies so he left
jisung: and then jeongin kept asking me to show my blipple so i left him with binnie

chan: tf is a blipple?

jeongin: block nipple duh 🙄
jeongin: free the titties save the cities is what i say

hyunjin: if your puthy is itching..should i see a veterinarian?

minho: yes.
minho: ask to be neutered. it'll solve everything ^^

chan: 🌝

changbin:

hyunjin: ji ji ji

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hyunjin: ji ji ji

jisung: what what what 😑

hyunjin: show the guys what you showed me?

jisung: my toenail polish color?
jisung: its orange guys ☺️

hyunjin: no!
hyunjin: the other thing

jisung: oh-
jisung: i got a new guitar

hyunjin: no dumbass the other—other thing!

jisung: oh-
jisung: *photo*
jisung: its my dick lol

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