☄︎. *. norray oneshots ♡

bc ur gay n stuff

Ray was just reading his book in the living room. Then, he heard noises coming from the kitchen.

He got up and went to the kitchen. Seeing Thoma and Lannion making something.

"What the hell are you guys making? Yall are noisy as fuck."

Thoma turn to Ray, grinning.

"We're making a cake for you!!"

Ray nodded. "For what exactly?"

"Because you're gay and stuff!" Lannion giggled, and shows Ray the cake.

The cake is all colorful,

Silence.

Ray was trying to process. "This is a titkok preference..?"

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"What's titkok?"

"Nevermind, yall are dumb to understand."

"Anyways, would you be kind enough to try this cake that we made just for you??" Lannion asks.

"..Sure"

Ray was sketchy about this cake thing they made. He took a slice and tasted it.

Ew.

"So?? How was it!?"

Ray swallowed the cake.

"It's... great??"

Lannion and Thoma cheered.

"But, yall forget to add the sugar. Just like Norman did."

"Hehe. But it's still good, right??"

"I guess. But who told you that I was gay?"

"Emma, of course!"

"Eh. I knew it."

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say early happy birthday to me now bc my birthday is tomorrow