Kids, Am I Right? VSMP AU [DISCONTINUED!]

Chapter One: New Nevadas, New Adventures

(Micheal's POV)

We just had a big celebration! Everyone came, Uncle Tommy, Puffy, Duobur, and everyone else! They all had lots of fun, like me and the rest of the gang! You don't know what the gang is? Well, the gang consists of me, Shroud, Michelle, Rosie, Yogurt, Foolish Jr., and Finley!

Shroud walks up to me. "Hey Shroud, what's up?" Shroud signs me something. "You... have to leave?" I ask, tilting my head to the side. He nods. "Well bye Shroud!" I say. Puffy and Michelle have left too, along with Finley and Foolish Jr.. I see Yogurt talking to his dad.

"Hey Yogurt! Wanna go on an adventure? This place is so big!" I say. "Dad, can I go? Please?" he asks, making Fundy sigh, yet nod. "Thanks Dad!" He says running off after me. Las Nevadas is so big. "Hey Finely, how about we go into that building?" I say, pointing to a building that seems to have a long runway in it with a pole on the end.

"Sure!" he replies enthusiastically, and we walk in. "This place is huge." I say, doing a 360 turn as we walk in. Yogurt taps me and runs off onto the runway, saying, "You can't catch me!", which I take as a bet. "Your on!" I say, climbing onto it.

I chases him up and down it until he starts running around the pole, which I then run around too. "What's going on?" Dad asks. "Dad, we were playing tag." I say, giving him a little sass. "Don't sass the sass king, Micheal." he jokes. "Anyways, Swift- Imean Fundy wants Yogurt." he says. Why did he call Fundy something else?

"Okay, thanks S- I mean Mr. Beloved! Bye Micheal!" Yogurt says. Why is everyone acting weird? I mean, they all have acted a little weird for a while, but I got used to that. This is a different weird. "Bye Yogurt!" I reply.

"You wanna go home Micheal? Our new home?" Dad asks and I nod. "Okay, hop on." He said, sitting on the floor so I could climb onto his back. I get on and he stands. Whenever we did this I felt like a giant, because dad was so tall. One time he had purple eyes when we did this, he was taller than now.

We walk through the quieter streets of Las Nevadas. There were still a few people, just not as many, and there weren't many streets. We got there quite quickly. I saw Papa and ran up to him. The people who changed the most were Papa, Dad, and Uncle Tommy. They were more fun, yet sometimes more scary. But you know who is the most fun when he's around? Ghostbur! One time, he was playing with someone named Charlie, and we made L'sandberg!

(A/N: I knew that this didn't happen, but I want to include the more childish part of Duobur, Ghostbur. I also will explain a few things at the end of the chapter. I also don't know much about Las Nevadas' layout.)

"Hey Micheal! You wanna go for a ride?" Papa asks and I nod. I get on his back and he takes off. We get high off the ground and I yell, "Woo-hoo!" as we soar high above the Las Nevadas streets. I feel the wind ruffle my slight fur/hair, and move my eye patch a little, and I move it back. We go back and land there.

"That was so much fun Papa! Can we do it more often?" I ask and he nods. I looked out the window, seeing it was really, really dark. I rubbed my eyes, being sleepy. "Let's go to bed, okay Micheal?" Dad asks, and I nod sleepily. He picks me up and takes me to my room, laying me down on my bed. He gives me a forehead kiss. Papa walks in and says, "Night, Micheal.", "Night Papa." I say, and they walk out.

I close my eyes, about to sleep when I hear Papa's muffled voice say, "When are we gonna tell him?"

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I'm sorry this chapter is so short, but I want to say a couple thing and explain. One, I'm more into the animatics and fan content than the actual SMP, so I don't have much knowledge of the actual SMP. And also, I have a head cannon of my own that Micheal doesn't know that the SMP is now villains. This head cannon also applies to the younger children, meaning Rosie and Finley don't understand that everyone else around them are villains. I let Yogurt slide because I though, "Well, the villains would probably think, "Eh, he's old enough. Swifty, go tell your son about the villain stuff."" but for the younger ones, they still want them to keep their normal lives until they're old enough, in their eyes, which is why Yogurt wasn't calling the adults their villain names, and the adults weren't calling each other their villain names. I hope this clears some of it up. Bye bye lovely readers!

-Elfish