tbqfaorggmgjgabclfacs: the book

Chapter 1

Gibby was in the living room eating ChEeSeStIcKs, as you do. Then big bird just came flying into the room "WEEEEEE"

Gibby dropped his cheesesticks, it was tragic

'Oh sry Gibby for making you drop your cheesesticks'

Gibby looked down at his feet with a downcast expression.

"Lol at least I have my orange juice"

"NOT ANYMORE" s o m e o n e STOLE GIBBYS ORANGE JUICE

"W e l p..."

Gibby yelled 'H E Y'

Suddenly the two heard a loud yell from outside 'THIS PLAYDATE IS O V E R!'

They heard Zoe yell 'wait wait wait where are you going?'

Big Bird's friend Elmo yelled back 'ALAAASKA'

'U m'

Gibby and Big Bird nope-d outta there. NHGFDGHGFDFGHGFDFBS LMAO

"Ayo, it's math time"

'BALDIIII'

'Tf-' Baldi turned around to see Gibby and Big Bird, even though he was talking to them in the first place.

'Oh, hi.' Said Baldi.

Santa randomly poofed into the room they were in

"AYY IT'S CHRISTMAS Y'ALL LESGOOO"

"The fuck, I thought it was july"

'HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU PPL HEARD OF CHRISTMAS IN JULY?'

'Yea, sure.'

'WELL DONT THINK WE DONT CELEBRATE THAT TOO, YOU AINT SLACKING OFF THIS YEAR'

'Wdym Santa?' Big Bird asked.

'I HAVE SENT YOU ALL LETTERS FROM HOGWARTS EVERY YEAR TO REMIND YOU TO BE ELVES AND NONE OF YALL REPLIED YOU JUST LEFT THEM ON READ'

"Bruh, I don't want pointy ears and shoes n o"

'Who said you guys had to have pointy ears and shoes? ARE YOU STILL FOLLOWING THOSE STUPID STEREOTYPES?' Santa demanded.

'nO, no nonononono.' Big Bird corrected himself.

'I uh- yeah we'll be your elves.'

'Splendidiferiferousous!' Santa beamed. 'Ight you only have one child to take care of. Since y'all are such crappy elves and slack off a ton I thought I'd start you off with something small. Heh... Timmy's s m a l l- ahem so Wanda and Cosmo contacted me to say they'd be in the bahamas this July because it's winter and they want to be c o l d, so you'll be taking care of their cHiLd Timmy!'

Gibby pondered this statement. 'Sooo, technically you haven't given us a proper job at all. Great!' He smiled.

'Yes! Okay so you need to get all the stuff off this list.' Santa pulled a very very vERY long roll of parchment from seemingly nowhere (DeKu?) and let it unroll.

The three watched as it rolled all the way out the front door all the way to antarctica.

Santa looked at the top of the parchment, then held it out. 'Here you go!'

Big Bird read out the first paragraph. 'Its just the letter O?'

'Keep reading!' Santa said.

Big Bird looked further down the page to see the letter B. Then he saw the letters T, U, S, E, and kept reading all the way down to the end which was in Antarctica until they had a whole list of words.

'Okay, so we have to find obtuse rubber, a goose, green, a moose, guava juice, a giant animal, a birthday cake, large fries, chocolate and a shake?' Big Bird asked.

'NO YOU COMPLETE IMBECILE ITS OBTUSE, RUBBER GOOSE, GREEN MOOSE, GUAVA JUICE, GIANT ANIMAL, BIRTHDAY CAKE, LARGE FRIES AND A CHOCOLATE SHAKE!' Santa said calmly. 'DONT YOU EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS TO THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS THEME SONG?!'

'But large animal doesnt even rhyme with birthday cake-' Gibby started, but he was pushed out the door by Santa.

'Okay have fun bye!' Santa said cheerily. He just wanted to have a large glass of orange juice, for goodness sake.

Little did they know someone was spying on them in a nearby bush.

Chihiro looked confusedly. 'What are we looking at?'

'Them you idiot.' Said Theodore, grabbing Chihiro's head and turning it to face the three odd friends.

'Oh.' Said Chihiro. 'Why?'

'Because they've got all I want for Christmas!' Theodore said, rubbing his furry lil paws together.

'No they don't yet, they've only got the list.' Said Chihiro. 'And plus if Timmy's the one getting all this stuff shouldn't you be trying to deal with him instead?'

"wHaT's ThE fUn In ThAt"