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Kazuha moment🤫

"K-kazuha!?!(!,?!,!,!,!!,;&&;&;" You said While I was standing there in shock. Kazuha...Was there sitting..and it was so hot....I walked towards you and slapped your face. Kazuha noticed That I slapped you and kicked my ass. You stood there shock as I bump my head on a fucking rock while my head bleeds. You didn't know what to say. "Are you okay?" Kazuha asked you as you nod. I stood up and walked towards you. Well I was about to walk towards you when kazuha kicked me again. I fell on the ground coughing blood by the impact.

"Immune" I said laughing as I walked towards kazuha with his eyes widen. I then walked towards you and gave you money for welkin, genesis crystals and idk. I walked away still kazuha in shock.

-flashback-

Kei/my pov not yours:

I was breathing heavily. My stomach hurts. My back is aching from laughing. I kept seeing immune from kazuha's dead friend and baal while they were fighting. Suddenly, silence has entered. My eyes widen as I see kazuha's friend killed by baal. I didn't know what to do or what to say, Instead of helping, I ran away like a pussy I am.

-end of flashback-

I'm in my mansion laughing my ass off as I read tartaglia smut

(Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33164686/chapters/82335667)

I heard a loud knock on my door. And it was you. Lmfao

"What do you need" I said as I look into your eyes. "Buy me genesis crystals" I agreed and brought you tons of it. My cockadoodle do suddenly became hard. I cried because of how big it grew. I was proud of my cockadoodledo and I had beaten the world record. I slapped you using my cockadoodledo and I sent you flying across the room. I felt so bad instead of helping and saying sorry, I ran away crying.