Michael Jackson Moonwalker Makes No Sense

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Warning: The following topic is over-exaggerated. Not all opinions shared are not necessarily accurate to my thoughts and feelings because honestly, this thing is a masterpiece yet a disaster.

Now that I watched it again.

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• How did Michael Jackson come with this?

• The first 30 minutes of the movie is music videos/short films. Why?

• The only good bit is the Smooth Criminal section. Everything else sucks.

• Normally, the villain and protagonists are the best characters. However, in this movie, that's not the case. I even hated Michael's character because of the lack of development and the fact he kept on abandoning the kids says it all.

• Why does it take them 1 hour and 5 minutes to suggest calling the police on Mr Big?

• There is no point in the shooting star. It only shows up when it wants to.

• Katie is a bit annoying and normally, kids aren't a nuisance to me.

• Mr Big isn't terrifying. He's just a stupid guy who is the weirdest psychopath the world has ever seen.

• So the main "plot" in this movie makes zero sense because of how many random things are going on. I wouldn't even call it a plot anyways.

• The CGI.

• We can clearly see the low budget for this movie because of the editing skills.

• Robot Michael is the definition of creepy.

• This movie is just a mix of different movie franchises. And the most noticeable one is Spiderman because it LITERALLY uses the same transition as the Spiderman movies.

• Mr Big tells Michael to shut up yet he's talking to him first. Logic.

• Also, why is Katie calling for Michael's help after he got punched in the face by a gun 2 seconds ago?

• Why does Michael stand there while he's about to get shot?

• Um, Mr Big, they know about your plan already. You have no reason to yell at them.

• The dogs are the smart ones.

• You didn't tell me that there'll be child abuse in this.

• How in the world did Michael throw a spinning quarter and it lands perfectly into the jukebox?

• Zeke, stop referencing the shooting star! It's not coming!

• Who the heck is Annie?

• Why is Michael only interested in Katie when there are LITERALLY TWO OTHER CHILDREN THAT NEED LOOKING AFTER AS WELL? It'll make sense that there was only one child, but he has three. Talk about favorism.

• The fight, in the end, is less terrifying than the demon Michael has turned into, aka the robot.

• The ending is cute as all but he's only been gone for about 5 seconds, Katie. No need to cry about it.

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