Msm crack stories/headcanons lol WIP 13+

Crack headcannons 🥶🥶🥶

‼️13+ adult language warning ‼️

Clamble

Loves gardening
Shy boy / Quiet kid
Vegan and loves veggie burgers
A v a c a d o s
Beekeeper

Clackula
Loves playing puppet shows
Looks edgy but is a total softie
Accidentally scares children
Always trips on fwog
Hosts fancy ball parties

Maggpi
Gives the best hugs
Likes to gossip and rant
Brutally honest in the nicest way
Never forgets a bday
The therapist of cold island

Parlsona
Goes to the nail salon
Gamer girl bath water, discord kitten
Favorite earth animal is a dog
Spends thousands on chapstick a year
Homosexual and homophobic at the same time

Kayna
Gossip queen
Into aesthetics
Wishes she could wear human high heels but her feet won't fit :\
Doesn't get mad often but when she does she gets really mad
Fnf gf vibes
Lesbian 🤑

Hoola
Almost committed arson accidentally while pulling a prank on earth island
Obsessed with human fashion
Likes pitch perfect
Kind of a karen without knowing it
Tax fraud
Pompom
Has an obsession of keeping her pom poms perfectly round
Is a total mom about Hoola committing arson
Thinks mammott's toenails are totally sus
Listens to Flamingo
Sends thank you cards alot to people

Epic Mammott
Takes you on snow shoveling dates 😳
Had a failed pedicure and never got one again
Has to superglue his sus toenails back on because they are so crusty
Forgets he has 4 arms
Gets mistaken as some random ass woodland animal

Tootoo
Is a femboy
Total douchebag
Looks like a Rabbid
"Not rn im doing hot boy shit"
Tik Tok enthusiast

Floogul
Likes reading manga
The little brother of fire haven
Pokemon card collector
Propeller hat
Beginner artist

Phangler
Listens to K-pop
Call his friends "Luv"
Archeologist conspiracy theorist
Talks about his fish ancestors
Hard for him to open a chocolate bar 😩

Tweedle
Drinks buttermilk
milf/mommy 🥴🥴
Motherly
Gigatitty
Goes grocery shopping for everyone (and a total karen)

Dandidoo
Fashion icon
Always in season
Best hair
Nobel prize
Super humble and kind

Cybop
Crusty cool chad
Funky fresh
Root beer
Gets bullied for looking like a minion
Hard-working

Rare Cybob
Carl (total baddie)