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Okay, maybe Kip was beginning to have second thoughts about glee club after Mr. Schue's song choice. The choreography was fine, but absolutely nobody had dancing skills. "Energy, guys!" Mr. Schue preached. "It's disco. Good with the hands. John Travolta hands. All right. We're freaking out. Let's go. And up and out and down." Nobody was into it, except for Rachel of course. She got a little too much into it when she almost whacked Mercedes in the face with her foot.
"Woah, woah! Hell to the naw! First of all, you try to bust my face again, and I will cut you!" Mercedes threatens Rachel, then turned to Mr. Schue, "Also, this song is terrible."
"No, no, no. It's not the song. You guys just need to get into it."
"Mm...pretty sure it's the song Schuester. It's old and lame, nobody our age likes disco." Kip noted.
"And it's really gay." Kurt added.
"We need modern music, Mr. Schue." Artie pleaded, but Mr. Schue's old soul wouldn't budge.
"I'm sorry, guys. We don't have time to discuss this. We're doing this song this Friday at the pep assembly."
The New Directions all looked like they saw a ghost after those words left their instructors mouth. "Did you say pep assembly?" Kip asked with wide eyes.
"In front of the entire school?" Tina questioned.
Mr. Schue replied with excitement, "Exactly!"
"They're gonna throw food at us and I just had a facial." Kurt whined.
"I'll press charges if they do." Rachel spat as she crossed her arms, then everyone went into a panic.
Finn looked down at his shorter friend, "I'm dead." Kip nodded in agreement. "You and me both."
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The next day at glee club was quite a sight to see. Kurt and Mercedes were arguing about each other's fashion, Finn was venting to Kip about Quinn and how she's being difficult while Rachel stares at him with yearning eyes. Mr. Schue walked in snapping everyone out of their convos.
"All right, guys. How about a little Kanye?" he said as he handed out sheet music for Gold Digger. This made every stand up with eagerness, hoping it would be the replacement for their performance.
"For the assembly?" Mercedes grinned, Mr. Schue responded with a head shake.
"No. We won't be ready in time. We're still doing disco. But we can fold this into our repertoire and it'll be awesome at regionals. Communication is the foundation of any successful music group. If we're gonna succeed, we need to communicate. You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened."
