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Tony and Thor walk in the lobby with Loki and two guards in tow.
The camera zooms in to see Tony from the future in a guard outfit.
"Wait- TWO Tony's?!" everyone yelled, confused.
Oh! I forgot! Something happens in the future and you guys need the Tesseract. Tony and Scott time-traveled to the past to get it.
Everyone was curious about that 'something' but they kept quiet.
TONY (future): Thumbelina do you copy? I got eyes on the prize. It's go time.
SCOTT: Bombs away.
Scott in his small form runs across Tony (present) hairline and drops to his goatee.
(present) Tony scratches his chin.
Scott gets flung down to his arc reactor.
He holds on to the top of it.
SCOTT: Is-is that Axe body spray?
TONY (future): Yeah, I had a can in my desk for emergencies. Relax. Can we focus, please?
A few of them laughed.
SCOTT: I'm going inside you.
"That sounds so wrong on so many levels", Hope commented.
Scott grows even smaller.
SCOTT: Now.
Scott goes inside Tony's arc reactor.
Tony and Thor meet up with a bunch of other agents.
ALEXANDER: May I ask where you're going?
THOR: Have lunch and then Asgard. And you are?
TONY: Alexander Pierce. He's the man above the folks, behind Nick Fury.
Fury suddenly has a feeling to curse.
THOR: Oh.
ALEXANDER: My friends call me Mr. Secretary. I'm gonna have to ask you to turn over that prisoner over there.
THOR: Loki will be answering to Odin himself.
Loki just rolled his eyes.
"Mr. Loki just looks so done!" Peter said, laughing.
ALEXANDER: Well, he's going to answer to us and Odin can have what's left. And I'm gonna need that case. That's been S.H.I.E.L.D property for over seventy years.
GUARD: Hand over the case Stark.
Tony (present) pushes him back.
TONY (future): Move it, Stuart Little. Things are getting dicey out here. Let's go.
"Seriously? The nicknames?" Steve asked in disbelief.
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