roselia bathroom fanfic (not clikcbait!!!) (omg!!!) (gone wrong....)

chapter 1 😊😊😊

ako: man i rlly need to go bathroom *goes to bathroom and pees*

9 hours later ako is still in the bathroom

ako: oh man why have i been peeing for so long ☹️☹️☹️☹️😞😞😞😞

ako: *pees a river*

ako: OH GOD IM OUT OF TOILET PAPER

ako: *screams* RINRIN I NEED TOILET PAPER NOW

rinko: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WHORE GET IT YOURSELF👿👿👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡

ako: fine 🙄🙄

ako: lifts up hand and a roll of toilet paper magically flies into the bathroom

9 more hours later,ako is still in the bathroom

yukina: IH GID I NEED TO PEE REALLY BADLY

yukina runs downstairs

yukina: *knocks on bathroom door*

ako: IM IN HERE

yukina: fine hurry up

20 minutes later

yukina: are you done yet

ako: NO

yukina: ok 🤥

7 hours later

yukina: OK THATS IT HURRY UP BEFORE I BREAK THIS DOOR OPEN YOU LITTLE BITCH

ako: DTOP IM TRYING TO PEE

yukina: WELL PEE FASTER BEFORE I BREAK THIS FUCKING DOOR DOWN AND DRAG YOU OFF THE GODDAMN TOILET,I NEED TO PEE SO BADLY OH MY GOD

ako: HOW DO I PEE FASTER??????[??[?{):):):)$/$

yukina: I DONT KNOW JUST FIND OUT HOW

ako: NO SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO PEE

yukina: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

ako: I CALLED YOU A BITCH AND IM NOT TAKING IT BACK

yukina: THATS IT.

yukina aggressively breaks down the door

ako: GET OOUT]

yukina: NO. I TOLD YOU I NEEDED TO PEE AND YOU DIDNT LISTEN

ako: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?/?:);):)}({):?:??:?/)-))]?{?;?:

yukina: I TOLD YOU JUST PEE FASTER

ako: BUT YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW

yukina: I DONT. CARE *kicks ako out of the bathroom and locks door*

yukina: finally i can pee in peace

ako: *screams like a baby outside of the bathroom door*

the end. god i hate my life