If you think you are the worst
and everything you do is entirely rushed
bow you head and praise and sing
and make way for the last minute king.
You wake up late, well he sleeps all day
you think you're late, well he still thinks its yesterday
you turned over your report incomplete and bleak
well send him later so he can copy your great technique
and submit it later after a week.
All the kings have no crown
the last minute king doesn't frown
the king doesn't worry when results suck
rather he blames it on his luck.
don't get too close to the last minute king
else all your motivations will go missing
but one thing that I have learned from him
no matter how tough it gets keep on believing
all hail the last minute king.
