FRIEND: ITS BECAUSE THEY *more melodramatic silence *
Y/N: *sue Sylvester face when the plan to destroy glee club goes wrong and she flips tables out of suspense*
FRIEND: FED YOU TO LIONS LET THEM KILL YOU AND THEY FED U KNEEKLAUS MIKEALSON VAMPY WOLFY HYBRID BLOOD TO BRING YOU BAC TO LIFE AND NOW YOURE *most melodramatic silence possible*
FRIEND: A LION WOLFY VAMPY TRIBRID *more melodramatic suspense silence so melodramatic it could potentially destroy all living beans*
Y/N: *life threatening melodramatic silence*
FRIEND: AND SO YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE YOU NEED TO KILL BETTY COOPER AND JUGHEAD JONES, RIP ELENA GILBERTS HEAD OF, WIPE ALL MINDS IN THE ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA OF DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFINSMRETZ AND DEFEAT PERRY THE SEMI AQUATIC MAMMAL AKA PERRY THE PLATAPUS.
YOU ARE PART LIONE PART VAMPY AND PART WOLFY
Y/N: I CANT DO THAT TO MY FAMILY. FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING! I CAN'T LET DOWN DOM TORETTO *confused serious face like the one Rachel Berry has when she is trying to get a solo*
FRIEND: YOU HAVE TOO OTHERWISE KNEEKLAUS ELIJAH REBEKAH FREYA HOPE KOL FINN AND HALEY MIKEALSON WILL RIP YOUR HEART PUT ANT EAT IT FOR DINNER WITH THE HELP OF STEFAN CAROLINE DAMON AND ELENA SALVATORE AND TYLER LOCKWOOD AND ARCHIE ANDREWS AND VERONICA LODGE AND CHERYL BLOSSOM AND KEVIN KELLER AND TONI TOPAZ AND TABITHA TATE!
Y/N: IDC ABT ARCHIE TAKE HIM! EAT HIM!
FRIEND: AND VAMPY WOLFY LIONE HUNTER JERMY GILBERT
Y/N: OH NOH *concerned face* TAKE HIM NOT ME ILL DO ANYTHING *sniffs cutely*
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THE MENTALLY ILL WOLVES
HumorHey y'all me and my friend were texting and somehow it turned into this 😭 DISCLAIMER✨: SOME OF MY TEACHERS ARE MENTIONED SO ILL ALTER THE NAMES! If you don't watch Glee or Riverdale or Harry Potter or Marvel or TVD you may not understand some thing...
