MHA Oneshots

i dont know (bakugou x reader)

This one is kinda cringy but it's funny to me.

Bakugou, Deku, and Todoroki were at the school gates talking about what happened at the Endeavor agency.

"I mean he did give some good advice." Deku looked down at his hand.

"He was just a showoff! I wanted to blast him to hell the second I met him!" Bakugou made little explosions. When he did, Y/n passed by. Bakugou turned his head to them.

"Wow."

Deku and Todoroki looked at each other.

"They are hot. I'm gonna talk to them."

He uses his explosions to boost himself when he ran to you."

"Hey baby, you lost?" Bakugou makes a fuck boy face.

"Excuse me but what? Baby?" You nervously chuckled.

Bakugou cleared his throat.

"Wanna go out sometime? Sugar?"

You started laughing from second hand embarrassment.

"Damn that was horrible-"

"NO IT WASENT!"

"But here's my number." You took his phone and put your number in his contacts, then you hand the phone back and run away.

Deku and Todoroki started laughing.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I STILL GOT THEIR NUMBER!" Bakugou yelled.

"By some mariacle! Who calls a girl/boy sugar!?" Deku rolls on the ground laughing.

"My mom says hormones makes kids crazy." Todoroki peers into Bakugou's eyes.

"Is it the hormones?"

Deku laughs louder.

"Todoroki!.. Hormones!..." He wheezes

Deku starts crying from laughter.

"Now that made my day." He wipes a tear.

"Bakugou or me?" Todoroki asks.

"Mostly Kacchan."

Then Bakugou murders Deku and goes to jail for life for first degree murder. The end.