MHA Oneshots

piss (midorya x reader)

This isn't from my notebook. I made it on the spot

I also made y/n one of those y/ns if u know what I mean

Your in your PE class. While All Might was talking about his glory days, Midorya was staring at you. You didn't notice tho.

Momo noticed that Midorya was staring at you though.

"Ugh how can they not realize they are in love with each other?" She whispers to Mina

"Idk I guess that's how fanfictions work."

"Damn Mina breaking the fourth wall!" Toru loudly whispers.

"Shhh!"

Midorya raised his hand.

"Uh yes! Young Midorya!"

"I know this had nothing to do with right now, but when's the upcoming dance?" He muttered. Your face was bright red.

"Two weeks! Why? Do you wanna ask  y/n-"

"Shhh! All might noo!"

Everyone was looking at you.

"M- m- me?" You ask.

Deku is also blushing bright red.

"Yes.."

"Omg!" You run up to deku and hug him.

"I- i- i- i- love you." You whisper.

All the sudden someone Detroit smashes the door across the room. You look to see who it is, and you couldn't believe your eyes.

"Manga D- d- deku!?!" You asked.

"Stop stuttering. It's not cute."

"Wha-"

"I'm Deku, but much cooler and badass 😎"

"NO! Anime Deku is better!"

"OH so the stuttering stopped!?!" Bakugou yelled from behind you. You covered your ears and yelped.

"I'm so embarrassed by you anime Deku." Manga Deku pointed at Anime Deku. Anime Deku stood up.

"Fine! Let's take this outside!"

"Fine by me."

Next thing you know, you see two dekus standing outside the school, ready to throw it down.

"Hey look! Your dad's here!" Manga Deku points behind anime Deku.

Anime Deku looks behind you, and Manga deku laughs.

"Hey.. That's not funny... you don't have a dad too-"

"DETROIT SMASH!!!!"

Manga deku destroys anime deku with one smash. Anime deku is now on the ground.

"Ow my arms broken." Manga Deku says, and walks away. Now, you don't like either Dekus.

The end <3

I have no idea what this is. I didn't plan shit and I don't even know what's happening.