There was a dog that could fly that everyone loved except Sam. Sam was hated yet one person liked Bee named Squikdorf. Sometimes Squilkdorf died but other people lived. The flying dog bit my finger off and ate Sam. The dog pooped out Sam's remains and flew away and took Bee with them. Bee was almost alive because she was high up and delusional. Squilkdorf was depressed because Bee died so they killed the neighbors. The neighbors were knitting corpses when the door opened and knives flew inside their bodies. The flying dog came out of the closet and rainbows came with them. Some idiot fucked himself and cummed but the poop didn't come out. The dog murdered a big bug because the bug was big. Later, the dog flew to Mars to kill the Martian population. There were many deaths And the population declined exponentially until the dog left Mars forever.
A.N. This is so fucking cursed. I'm marking this mature. So uh yeah. College kids am I right.
I am so sorry, but it's too funny to let it be scrutinized on the discord server
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