Sincerely, Me (HP and SGE oneshots of all kinds)

Hey Evans?|Jily

"Hey Evans? Lookin' beautiful! Can I get the answers to the transfiguration homework?"

"No, Potter. Now leave before I transfigured you into something you'll really need help with."
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"Hey Evans? Your hair is even more redder than yesterday! Would you let me into the prefects bathroom? I promise I won't poison anything," James said with his fingers crossed behind his back.

"No, Potter. But you do have one thing right. You really need to go to a bathroom to take a shower. Those quidditch practices are getting you more smelly than what you usually are."
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"Hey Evans? Have your hips gotten curvier, cause it sure looks that way! Also, quick question. What class are the Slytherins currently in?"

"Fat chance I'm telling you that Potter. Now go fûck yourself."
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"Hey Evans? You've gotten taller! Speaking of height, can you help me reach one of Slughorn's potions? I've lent Peter my wand so he could do god knows what but now I need to get a potion for my... homework."

"You're a bad liar, Potter. Now If the potion you want makes you any smarter, than I'll gladly help you get it."
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"Hey Evans? Going home for Christmas?

"Maybe, maybe not Potter."
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After Christmas
"Hey Evans? You alright? You look sad, which is starting to make me sad."

"I'm fine Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Wanna talk about it?"

"I said no already, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Are you...crying?"

"Of course not Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Let me help you."

"It's my sister, Petunia. During Christmas, she told me how everything was normal when I'm not around. How mum and dad don't even miss me. I don't know what to do, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? If I had one galleon and spent it on the thing I need most, you'd be in my arms."

"Good thing you have more than one though, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? I think I figured out who is Mother Nature. It has to be you. Your eyes remind me of a calming, intelligent forest while your hair reminds me of a burning fire that destroys all her problems."

"Dàmn right I do, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? I'm here when you want to talk. I know it might not mean anything to you, but I'm here just in case."

"I appreciate it, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Don't cry. We don't want you to make a thunderstorm outside. I could help you make the weather sunny again if you'd like."

"Yeah. I think I would like that, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? I want to push both my limits and luck. So, will you go to Hogsmeade with me?"

"I'll think about it, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? That was the best Hogsmeade trip I've ever taken!"

"I'd say the same. It was quite memorable, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Do you know how truly beautiful you really are? Externally, yes, but more of Internally?

"I see no beauty which you speak of. There is only one person I'd say would have to be beautiful both inside and out, and it's not me, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Happy April Fools day!"

"Same to you."

"Did you hear me? It's April fools day. Are you not gonna get the staff or a group of aurors or something?"

"I don't see the need, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? What do you plan on doing after graduating?"

"I was thinking of something in the healer position. Why the sudden curiosity, Potter?"

"I'm just considering the fact that there are like only 7 weeks before we graduate."
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"Hey Evans? Is unrequited love bad for you?"

"I bet that the person you love is thrilled, so how is it one-sided?"

There was a moment of silence among the two of them. The only sound heard was the sparking of the silver enchanted flames in the Gryffindor common room.

"Do you love me, Evans?"

"I-I never said I didn't, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? I bet I can guess your favorite color."

"You better get it right too. It would be a shame if you got your girlfriend's favorite color wrong, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? I think I figured it out. Your favorite color is Green!"

"Right you are, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Do you like picnics?"

"Who wouldn't, Potter?"
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"Hey Evans? Are you free this afternoon?"

"It depends. Free for what, Potter?"

"Free for two things you love."

"And what's that?"

"Me and Picnics."
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"Hey Evans? Can I talk to your parents?"

"Why would you want to do that now, Potter?"

"I wanna say thank you."

"For what?"

"For giving birth to you."
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"Hey Evans? Tomorrow's graduation day."

"I know, Potter."

"What are we gonna do?"

"We?"

"Yes, 'We' Evans. No matter what you say, you can't get rid of me now. I'm stuck to you forever, meaning there will always be a We."

"Always?"

"Always."
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"Hey Evans? I can't believe we made it this far."

"Me neither. I mean, we now have our own house and everything. I just can't believe it, Potter."
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"Hey Evans? Can I ask you something?"

"You just did, Potter."

"Please take this Siriusly Evans!"

"Siriusly-?"

"That's it I give up."
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"Hey Evans? Now can I ask you something?"

"Alrighty then, Potter."

"You...l-love me, Evans?"

"I don't see why I shouldn't."

"Wanna marry me?"

"I still don't see why I shouldn't."
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"Hey Evans? I've got something for you."

"Ooo what ya got, Potter?"

"I didn't get a chance to get a real ring, so consider this one a promise."

James handed Lily a small, circular paper object colored in Green marker. He had one of the same on his finger, but his was the color of Gryffindor red. James' ring had the word forever written in messy ink, while Lily's had the word always stained into her's.

"If it's alright with you, Potter, I'd also like to wear this on our wedding day."

"I- you- wha...o-okay."
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"Hey Evans? I do."

"I do, Potter."
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"Hey Potter?"

"Yes, Potter?"

"I love you."

"I love you too, Potter."

A/N: I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS! PLS COMMENT AND VOTE!