Ah Fuck It. What can go Wrong?

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Update 29/06/23 - Hi all, I didn't expect this story to be read and thank you for the reads. I have decided to not continue with this story as I wrote this over a year ago. If people want me to continue I shall but until I know for sure I'm just going to leave it as a short story. Thank you once again :)
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I decided i needed a break. I cannot deal with my own self anymore. My head is crazy it is like it will not shut up. To calm my brain down, temporarily, i pull out my laptop. I set it down on my bed. I thought, as a joke, ill search up the most crazy jobs going to see what kind of crazy life other people can have. I came across window Cleaner, which i know does not even sound the slightest bit crazy but when your cleaning windows so many feet high up in the air i wonder how people don't have a panic attack on the spot. I keep scrolling and got eventually bored until i saw that you can sort the job listings from most applied for and least. Of course i pick least because hey, i need to see what weird kind of jobs there was. To my suprise, i found nanny.

"Nanny..Hmm" i mumble to myself.

I wonder why nanny was at the bottom of the list. It definitely does not sound like the crazy i was going for. I was kind of hoping to see something like crime scene investigator. The people that have to go through seeing stuff like that everyday must be hard for them, alas i think their therapist must get paid top dollar to help them, considering the complex details they must hear.

I click on the advertisement to look into it further. It is based in England, and that does surprise me because why would they advertise a nanny job to someone whos thousands of miles away. Further into reading, i see it's quite a easy job. Basic stuff like prepare the child's meals and tuck them into bed, obvious stuff you would do as a nanny job. It sounds calm, and as someone who cannot shut up their brain, calm is just what i need. I look at the pay.

£800 pweek

"What the actual fuck".

I carry on reading.

4 week stay at the Heelshire Mansion, Flights payed for. Position in Urgent Need to be filled.

Now that sounds like something i could get behind. It is basically a holiday. With flights included, all i have to do is travel to England and take care of a small boy for 4 weeks and i don't even have to pay for accomodation. Its rural too, so i won't be distracted by the constant noise like i do with my busy life here in America. I think it's too good to be true, something must be wrong if i have to take care of a child for four weeks, and if they are paying me that much, with flights included, then the Parents must be eager to go somewhere.

However them thoughts get pushed back and i just think of the area and especially the pay that i would get.

No i can't apply i am too committed to my arrangements over here.

"Ah fuck it, what can go wrong".

I applied for the job.

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