Walten Files Oneshot Shitposts

Jelimary

(LGBTQ+, Poly relationship ig, anxiety shit) music not mine

Sophie convinced Rosemary, Jack, and Felix to go to an LGBTQ+ bar/party with her and Jenny. When they got there they were all given a band that showed their sexuality.
Felix and Jack: Bisexual
Rosemary: Straight Ally and Polymerous (sorry, if spelled wrong :(
Jenny and Sophie: Lesbian

You can probably guess the first thing Felix said, "If you need me I'll be drinking". "We won't." Jack said, rolling his eyes. Felix mumbled something and walked off towards the bar.

~Time skip a few hours cuz am lazy~

Felix and few guys they met had convinced Jack to have a few sips of whiskey, but he wasn't really drunk, just a bit tipsy. Also Rosemary had a couple shots of wine, but wasn't drunk or tipsy. Also a couple guys kept tag team hitting on Felix and wanted him to go with them to their house, which he declined each time. Jack was chatting with Rosemary when the song, As The World Caves In -by Matt Maltese, started to play.
"Oh no..." Jack muttered. Felix had told him about this song. "What's wrong Jack?" Rosemary questioned. "We have to find Felix. NOW." Jack said, while visibly unsettled. "What? Why?" Rosemary, still confused asf, put her hand on Jack's shoulder. "This song gives him extreme anxiety." Jack said, still unnerved. "How does that work?" Rosemary questioned. "I dunno but-" Jack was cut off by someone running up to him and almost tackling him into a hug. "Whoa! what the-!" He started to say, but as he looked to see who it was he stopped and hugged back. It was just Felix. "I-I'm s-s-so-...!" That's all Felix could manage between sobs. "Shhhhhh. shh shh, it's alright Felix... Just calm down. You're alright, I'm right here." Jack said while petting Felix's head gently. While Rosemary was watching both in disbelief and awe that Jack seemed to have experienced this before and knew exactly what to do. "Wow..." Rosemary said under her breath. Jack disregarded this almost instantly. His main focus was Felix, and calming him down. "Rosey, could you please find Sophie and Jenny and see if they are ready to head home yet?" Jack asked gently. "O-oh! On it!" Rosemary said as she started to quickly walk off. Jack continued to pet Felix's head and try to calm him.
Meanwhile, with Rosemary, Sophie, and Jenny...
"Hey! There you girls are!" Rosemary said as soon as she spotted them. "Oh, hey mom!" Sophie said excitedly. "Do you think you girls are ready to go?" Rosemary asked a bit nervous. Sophie and Jenny looked at each other and both gave a small nod. "Yeah, that's fine." Jenny replied.
They went to the front doors, where they found Felix clinging to Jack, and had stopped sobbing but was completely silent. Jack was just standing with Felix in a half-hug. "Uhm... what happened?" Sophie asked. "Anxiety." Jack replied blankly. "Felix gets anxiety?" Jenny asked, just as surprised as Sophie. "Sometimes.... Certain things." Jack replied. "Anyways, ready to go?" Jack asked, though everyone knew the answer already.
The house was only about a block away so they had walked to the bar and decided to just walk back. The whole walk their Jack held Rosemary's hand with one hand and held Felix in a half hug with the other. Sophie and Jenny held hands as well. Nobody really knew what to say as this was new to all of them except Jack (and Felix himself ofcourse). Once they got back to the Walten's house they found that nothing was destroyed (thank god) and Molly, Edd, and Brian were playing Uno.

The end of that cuz am out of plot.