mordecai x twilight

cloud girl dead twilight

twilight pov

i hate cloud girl so mcuh she stole mordecai from me i just wish i there was an airplane in the night sky so i could pretend it was a shooting star so it would shoot cloud girl and it would kill her and grant my wish.

"hey mom im hoeing out today" i texted my mom. hopefully she thinks it was a mistype but really im going to hoe for mordecai i am wearing a crop top and really big hoop earings, 3 inch acrylics and 2 inch eyelashes mordecai will want my lips around that big beak dick

"WTF TWILIGH!!!!! this is not appropriate i am your mother you will not be a hoe today" my mom angrily texted back. ugh i hate my mom she acts like being a hoe is not ok but i was an accident!!!! wtf mom u have like four different daughters and u wont let me be a hoe!?!??!?!?!?

"lol sorry mom autocorrect i meant going out hahahahaahha" I texted back. I then decided to turn on the news and i saw that cloud girl was on the news she had a seizure omg maybe she will die i hope she is dead

I run down on all fours to the hospital and i see mordecai giving twilight the middle finger. OMG does he want her to marry him. I then hear love and i say 
"M-mordecai who do u love really?" He looks at me with despair in his eyes "twilight its not like that"
I run out my tears taking off my eyelash and crying everywhere.

"Mordecai will never love a hoe like me"