*Time skip 5 years*
*no POV, I'm your narrator now lol*
It was the day of Weenie Man, Leaf, and Eli's wedding
They had been in a successful relationship for about 5 years, and they were thrilled to be getting married. The guest list was small, comprised of the majority of their discord server but not lemon and Ali bc they don't like my fanfiction (jk you can come if you want)
Leaf had chosen Lucy as his maid of best man, Eli had chosen Bailey, and the weenie man had chosen Connor.
The maids of best men rode down the isle on Connors horses, Kurt, Sam, and Klaine (glee references? in my fanfiction?)
*LEAF POV*
I peek out into the crowd to see how many people have arrived
Everyone we invited is in the crowd, which isn't surprising, but still makes me anxious
The whole thing is set up, with our maids of best men and our priest waiting for us
It's almost time, and we're all already dressed
Me in Dave Striders iconic felt suit, Eli in a dress covered in karkat vantas's face, and the weenie man in a beautiful dress he picked out. Suddenly, it was time.
Ender walked down the isle, throwing flowers everywhere and kinda making a mess but oh well, and this was it.
Eli and weenie man walked up behind me and together we all walked down the isle.
(How the fuck do 3 person weddings work)
*narrator time again also time skip past some shit*
Blitz stood at the thingymabob in front and was like "hey lol u are getting married" while everyone watched. Leaf was even tearing up a bit, it was a very emotional moment, "okay say ur vows now" blitz said
"okay lol uh
I promise to always love you two
In sickness and in health
In cosplay and out
pre and post eridan phase
Unless we get duvorced lol
That'd suck"
(Written by leaf)
"that was literally the most emotional thing I've ever heard" weenie man said
"alr no one else gave me a vow so that's the only one
by the power vested in me by wattpad and by the weenie man author crew, I pronounce y'all married
you may now kiss each other or something"
then some things happened and I don't know it was definitely a wedding
"Alright, ahem
Mic tap"
Oli stood up to deliver his speech (I'm so sorry for making you actually write this Oli)
"We are here today for a weeding. I mean wedding, sorry, I was weeding my garden before I came here and was thinking about my plants. I miss them. Anyways today is a very special day for leaf, Eli, and weenie man for they are getting married. Good for them, proud of y'all <3. I read on Google about how to make wedding speeches and it said to be genuine so. BE WHO YOU AREEEE FOR YOU PRIDEEEE DONT HIIDDEEEEE!! this is the end of my speech thank you for your time"
A round of applause from the crowd, and not a dry eye in the audience. What a genuine and beautiful speech.
Suddenly, it was time to dance. The music started up, and it was......
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.
.
Broadway roxy's drinkin it down?!?!?!
"did you hire Broadway homestuck for my wedding :/" leaf asked
"no we are playing YouTube videos you think Broadway homestuck would play for a wedding?" Lucy replied
"fair"
Everyone in the crowd was getting jiggy with it and having a wonderful time.
Also discord user Miu Iruma💕🤖 aka discord user chara was there
Lemon was sitting outside bc they got locked out
loser
In the end, it was a very magical night for everyone involved.
Leaf and his partners had a bumpy ride, but overall they had so many wonderful memories together.
probably memories like cosplaying homestuck characters or naming build a bears wildly inappropriate things, but you get what I mean.
And now, they had planned to make many more wonderful memories together.
A/N
ty for supporting our journey during this fanfic
this chapter was really emotional for me to write and I'm sorry if it makes you cry /j
I'm so excited for Leaf and Eli to read this /s
love you guys
Shoutout to the weenie man crew aka barney Oli and leaf
this is the last weenie man chapter for now
bye now lol
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Leaf x Weenie Man
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