Leaf x Weenie Man

He'll be my weenie wife..

(Incorrect lyrics in the title on purpose lol)

*LEAFS POV*

Wait...

I think I have the perfectly solution to my weenie man and eli love triangle!!

"Guys, I think I have an idea!"

*weenie man pov*

All this time, I was right

Leaf truly does love Eli.....

I shouldn't have been so stupid to think they liked me

All the courage it took to have that talk and to meet him here

I mean, I can see why Leaf would like Eli

He has everything I don't

1. He's not a hot dog

2. yeah that's abt it I'm pretty perfect

All that effort wasted on a relationship that didn't even make it 5 hours....

"Guys, I think I have an idea!"

*Eli POV*

I need to calm down and think about this rationally

I've loved leaf for so long, but if this is making them happy, I should be okay with it right??

right????

it's the most logical solution

It still hurts like hell to know you're worth less than a fucking hot dog

"Guys, I think I have an idea!"

*leaf POV again lol*

"Hear me out everyone

What if nobody had to pick sides? I know this is going to sound crazy but I've always wanted to try a poly relationship, and I think this would be the perfect opportunity!

This way, I don't have to pick and choose and hurt someone's feelings

I love you both and you're both very important to me... sooooo...?"

*ELI AND WEENIE MAN POV BC YUP*

GASP

that might actually be a good idea!!

*ELI POV NOW NO MORE WEENIE*

"Hey, Leaf, you might be on to something...

As long as everyone's comfortable with it of course"

This is the best possible scenario

We both get leaf , and no one gets hurt

For now..

*Ween*

"Yeah that sounds like a great idea!"

yeah lol why not

*leaf pov*

This was the best idea I've ever had

Now I don't have to pick between the loves of my life

I'm so smart
(Leaf proceeds to get on discord and go to the bbba nation but Barney's in it this time ig)

Adiostoreadorjsgdjs: guys me eli and weenie man are all dating each other!!!!!
ty for being there the first time we like fell in love I think
Salsa: damn that was fast HSHDH
anyways congrats I'm so proud of you :DDD
the funny dishes: yaaaayyyy!!!! (Omori happy gif  probably)
acid_froggy: that's gay
kurtalicious: imagine being gay that's sue
Salsa: guys please
kurtalicious: lol
(Leaf closed discord bc his friends are dumb)

Today was such a good day...

A/N this one was written off my ipad in a Disney world hotel so take the quality with a grain of salt

p.s the poly weenie man x eli x leaf was actually leaf's idea so ty for that

sorry for writing without you barney