Today was a normal day for baji, until he had to take the biggest ushy gushy so he decided to go to the bathroom.
Baji: Took the best ushy gushy ever...never should've eaten that burrito ...
While baji was washing his hands he felt something crawling up his leg slowly
Baji: bruh this stupid ass string from my pants bro, always on my damn nerves!!
As soon as baji looked down to sweep the "string" away he saw a bug on his leg...sitting there...MENACINGLY...
He stared at it for awhile and then screamed
*banging and thuds in the bathroom*
Takemichi: guys wtf was that sound...
Draken: i dont know, lets check it out to see if no one is hurt.
Takemichi and draken went upstairs to the bathroom
Baji: AHHH YO HELOV HELP MF THERRS ANROACH IN THE BATFROOM
Draken slammed the door open: WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE BAJI?
Baji pointed at the roach that flew into the sink chilling there
Takemichi: OUWUWB I HATW ROACHES NAHHHG
Draken: stop being childish its just a roach.
The roach started flying around scaring the two boys except for draken, he was just disgusted
Chifuyu: are u guys alright?? I heard screaming from upstairs-
Baji: KISAKI IS IN OUR HOUSE HE WONT GET OUT
Chifuyu: WHAT WHERE?!?
Takemichi: RIGHT THERE DAWG!!!! *points at the roach*
Chifuyu: roach.. *war flashbacks*
Emma: i heard theres a roach in the bathroom. Where is it so i can kill it cuz YALL PUSSIES! Except for draken
Takemichi: I HATE THE SOUND EHEN U KILL IT IM NOT DOING THAT?! LIKE WHAT IF THERES AN ARMY WAITING TO ATTACK IF WE KILL IT?!
Emma: stfu you know thats not going to happen🙄
Another roach came out from behind the toilet
Baji: ANOTHER ROACH GET OUT CODE RED CODE RED
Emma: oh nah..😨
Draken: bye im burning the house down and then im calling the fire department
Baji and Takemichi ran out closing the door, but one ran out as soon as they closed the door.
Takemichi: ITS OUT MOVE OUT THE WAY
Mitsuya: wtf is all this screaming??
Draken: they are screaming because they saw two roaches coming from the bathroom and apparently another one came out and now they are going feral 🤷🏻
Mitsuya: childish😒
Draken: forreal!!! Now kill it or i burn the house down
Mitsuya: ME? BOY YOU DO IT!!
Draken: IM NOT KILLING IT.
Draken: emma you kill it- emma??
Emma was gone she dipped out the house to somewhere else
Mitsuya: nah she really just left us...
Chifuyu: GUYS STOP SCREAMING IM TRYING TO PLAY GTA 5.
Takemichi: BUT THERES TWO ROACHES RUNNING AROUND!
Chifuyu: nah they not paying the house bills?! WHO LET THEM LIVE IN OUR HOUSE RENT FREE?!
Chifuyu: where they at?!
Draken pointed at one on the wall behind Takemichi
Chifuyu beat his with mitsuyas shoes
Mitsuya: WHY MY SHOES?!?!?!
Chifuyu: where the other one at?!
Baji: INSIDEBTHE BATHROOM
Chifuyu went inside the bathroom tryna find the last roach
Chifuyu: I GOT HIS ASS DONT WORRY! DONT TRY AND RUNAWAY FROM ME🤣
Draken: nahhh he beating the roaches ass!!
Chifuyu finished beating both of their asses and cleaned up their ugly mess
Chifuyu: yall a bunch of pussies! Talking to u baji and Takemichi 😒.
Baji and Takemichi: SHUT UP!!
Well tjats the end of the story i got lazy again😒 BYE
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𝘕𝘢𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺 ミ
Humorthis book is just full of chaotic short/long stories😭 This has some ships like Takemitchi x hina And Draken x emma :) very slow updates due to School or just me being lazy and not wanting to upload a new part.
