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𝙃𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞?
...𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞...
1: A 𝐁ird in 𝐇and is worth two in the 𝘣ush:
Okay, if I was lost and starving in 𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 with
a hummingbird in my hand and spotted two
Fat!
𝐎𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 strolling in the 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬,
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that 𝘩ummingbird is 𝘨𝘦tting toss and I am
going to be running
faster than Usain Bolt
after those 𝐎𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬!
No doubt!
2: It Ain't Over until the
𝐅𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝘴ings:
What fat lady?
Whose fat lady?
My 𝐟𝐚𝐭 woman? Well, she can't sing so, whatever 𝘴porting 𝘦𝘷ent that is happening is never going to 𝐄nd!
Never!
3: 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 Be 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟:
I love this one, now, who else can I be?
Tom C𝙧uise? The 𝐇𝐮𝐥𝐤?
𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚? 𝐀𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫?
A lumberjack? An astronaut?
C𝙤me on 𝐏eople!
4: 𝐒top 𝐁eating round the
𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐡:
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Humor𝙃ave you ever given thought to 𝙥opular phrases and 𝘴ayings, well, I have... 1. : A 𝐁ird in 𝐇and is worth two in the 𝘣ush: No! Not if the two in the bushes are Ostriches and you're starving to death!
