Y/N: When life gives you lemons-
Dream: Squirt them in someone's eyes.
Y/N: I was gonna say choke on them but ok.
Dream: What-
Someone: *Cries*
Techno: Uh, you want water ?
Tommy: An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old.
Techno: Tommy, no-
Y/N: Where do I get the adoption papers-
Y/N: One of my animals aren't here.
Sapnap: I'm sorry your cat's dead.
Y/N: I never said which one nor did I say it died.
Sapnap: Uh, lucky guess ?
Y/N: ArE YoU PrEpArEd To MeEt GoD ?
George: What's a thot ?
Sapnap: A thoughtful person.
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Y/N: I bought you some cake.
George: Thanks Y/N. You're such a thot.
Y/N: *Chokes on air*
Y/N: This was a great trip.
Wilbur: We lost Tommy somehow.
Techno: I started a world war.
Tubbo: And I managed to put the beehive in the car's trunk.
Y/N: This was a great trip.
Y/N: Whenever my crush talks, I have a small stroke.
*Insert A Mcyt*: Oh, that's sad.
Y/N: Owjdnelkshdowkaksjje
Tommy: I am a responsible person.
Y/N: You just burned the house down.
Tommy: Yes, and I take full responsibility.
Ranboo: Are you nervous ?
Y/N: A little.
Ranboo: Wait, aren't you Y/N ?
Y/N: Tommy, you're a liar, a cheater and a piece of shit.
Tommy: Oh yeah ? You're the idiot who thinks they can get away with anything they want.
Y/N: I'm leaving, and I'm taking Tubbo with me.
Ranboo: *Picks up board game* I think we should stop playing now.
Y/N: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.
Wilbur: Looking right because you left.
Techno: Looking up cause you let me down.
Tommy: Looking down cause you fucked up.
Philza: What is wrong with you guys.
Y/N: If you had to choose between Bad and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Skeppy: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Bad: Skeppy!
Y/N: 63 cents.
Skeppy: I'll take the money.
Bad: SKEPPY!!!
Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral ?
Dream: Not if they consent to it.
Sapnap: Depends on who you're stabbing.
George: OF COURSE IT IS. WHAT IF THEY DIE ?
Y/N: There's always a hospital nearby.
