Y/N: Good morning.
Tubbo: Good morning.
Techno: Morning.
Wilbur: You all sound like robots, spice it up a bit.
Tommy: *Walks in* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST.
Y/N: Hey Big Q, can you give me some dating advice ?
Quackity: Just because I'm with Karl and Sapnap doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Y/N: Nikki's arriving soon. And I said I'd make her cookies but I DON'T KNOW HOW TO.
Minx: *Eating cereals for dinner* And you thought I did ?
Y/N: *Struggles to stand in their 1 inch heels* Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are my thing.
Eret: *Walking flawlessly in 6 inch heels with the pink dress* WEAK.
Y/N: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Callahan: >:O language
Fundy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Puffy: OKAY WHO TAUGHT FUNDY THE FUCK WORD?
Wilbur: 'The fuck word'.
Tubbo: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Fundy: Oh my god, he censored it
Wilbur: Say fuck, Tubbo.
Fundy: Do it, Tubbo. Say fuck.
Y/N: What’s something you guys are better than Sam at?
Tommy: Being noisy.
Tubbo: Yeah, causing chaos too.
Ranboo: Forgetting things and people.
Y/N: Dammit, George!
George: What?! It wasn’t me!
Y/N: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Dream!
Dream: It wasn't me either.
Y/N: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Sapnap: *Whistles and hides flint and steel*
Y/N: This thing buzzes if a person tells a lie. Who wants to go first ?
Philza: I do. *Places hand on button*
Wilbur: Do you have a favorite child ?
Philza: No. *Buzzes*
Tommy: Is it Techno ?
Philza: No. Like I said I do not have a favorite. I love all of you equally. *Buzzes*
Philza:
Wilbur and Tommy: *Demonic screeching*
Y/N: Wow, Nikki. This cake tastes amazing.
Nikki: Thank you! I made it especially for both of you.
Y/N: How long has Wilbur been asleep ? Is he even breathing ?
Nikki: About three hours. He said he liked you too. I just had to eliminate the other candidates right ?
Tommy: Truth or dare?
Y/N: Dare.
Tommy: I dare you to kiss the hottest thing in the room.
Y/N: Hey Wilbur
Wilbur: *Blushing* Yeah?
Y/N: Could you move? I’m trying to get to the wall.
