I love you basshole

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*the next morning*

*phone buzzes*

B: *picks up* what happened

S: Nate asked me to marry him I am so happy I said yes of course

B: that's great congrats *doses off*

S: okay lunch today even Nate will be there ask Chuck too

B: sure *hangs up*

C: who was that

B: Serena she said yes or something

C: oh *both fall asleep*

*after a few hour*

B: Finally can we go back to the empire

C: sure

*at the empire*

C: I don't think Nate is home

B: me too, wait imagine how Lily will react

C: Serena is definitely gonna ask me to tell her

B: wanna come to lunch with us I asked

C: okay sure is Nate gonna be there

B: yup

C: okay sure then

*at lunch*

S: Chuck can you please tell mom she never gets mad at you even when you ran away

B: you were right

C: see I told you and okay sis I'll do that

N: Lily is gonna freak out

S: that's not my problem anyways I love you Nate Archibald

N: I love you too *starts making out*

*Blair and Chuck awkwardly looking at each other*

B: should we leave

C: ya Serena and Nate wanted to have lunch in Lily's place what if she walks in

B: maybe I should call her that will be fun

C: let's just go to my old room

B: ya sure

C: I think I still have some pot in here

B: really do you have scotch

C: I think so I can see Lily didn't change anything

B: I found some hash

C: really *sees it*

B: wait I see some scotch can you reach it

C: *grabs it and gives it to Blair*

*after a few minutes*

B: let's go get something to eat I am famished

C: *crosses Serena and Nate still making out*

*Lily walks in*

L: um Serena and Nate can you um stop

*realises Lily is there and stops*

B: finally

C: Lily is mad

S: um hey mom

N: hi mrs Humphrey

L: hello *awkwardly smiles*

S: mom Chuck wanted to tell you something

C: actually no Serena and Nate can do it themselves

S: *sighs* mom *shows the ring*

L: um congratulations but don't you think you guys are a little too young

C: Lily actually they are mature enough

L: Charles fine if you say so

B: okay wow that was something

S: thanks I guess

C: you owe me now

S: okay sure