so imagine being a beautiful amazing Centar running around fighting with cupids bow but have you ever thought what that would mean well if a little kid were to see you what do you think their reaction would be "mama can I ride the horsey I promise I won't drop my ice cream on it again"
another is if everyone sees your top half they either will be like "oh that chick/dude/person is so ducking hot/sexy/beautiful I am going to check them out" and if you get up or they see your horse part either "hey sexy can I ride you" or "wow I can go for a real ride with you" also imagine being at a carnival people coming up saying "oh my gosh are you the amazing pony we heard about preforming tonight" or "why is the carousel walking out" and oh my gosh imagine animal protection services finding out "this creature is endangered we need to save it by locking it up from its friends to study and feed it grass" and "creature your new name 12905#"
oh and imagine people going "oh my god it's horse fur is black/white/etc. it's disgusting and is stupid" I feel like people will find a way to be racist against a Centar like "oh my gawd it doesn't deserve human rights it gives us rides for a living" but it be like you serve me my burger for a living but honestly if your a Centar you can get rich off giving kids rides at birthdays but that also means "to victory my steed for I am your master" and then kid proceeds to drop ice cream on your body
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Humorthis is a joke book not real or anything and no update times mainly for my cousin for a laugh hopefully also there is also somewhat adult jokes
