so I have been thinking why do parents say go clean the dishes but when we do a bad job (not on purpose) we get yelled at like oh my gosh if you can do it better do it or a least show us and when they tell us to do something and we do it wrong it being like "you are 50% of my own blood you should have known what to do without me teaching you or tell you anything about it" like bruh and that one time "oh sweetie can you get the orange small bottle on the counter" it's either like a dozen small orange bottles or it isn't there "it's literally THE SMALL ORANGe BOTTLE" and you can't even say anything cause they'll get all monkey on you.
now let's get our grannie glasses and see where it is. the parents have finally came our lord in hell "oh where is it?" they look on the counter where lies a million looking at EVERY SINGLE LABEL not finding it and then we look everywhere and when they look ON THE TABLE BY THERE BED and oh my god it's there who knew, NO ONE APPARENTLY then they have the gal to say nothing just going 'I didn't just spend 10 minutes of both of our time yelling at you' I would like 'oh sorry for yelling when I didn't have the brain to look on my desk' but no your parents are to busy ducking to say that XD I am kidding they are face ducking aka making out.
also, parent drama oh my god can't they just skip the arguing part and just skip to the part where they just make out (cough) I mean UP but let's be honest they will start going "Oh my dear I am sorry for fighting I didn't mean the horrible stuff I said" but they can't say that to the child after half an hour of not being able to find an orange bottle yourself, like bruh favorites much I know I never became a coffee cultist like you guys but instead became a tea one so LET IT GOOO LET IT GOO I CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOORE.
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Humorthis is a joke book not real or anything and no update times mainly for my cousin for a laugh hopefully also there is also somewhat adult jokes
