Police station

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Just a funny incident happened with Siddharth
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Siddharth was about to enter the police station when someone pushed him and ran away
He was in a daze when he heard
Khade kya ho, go find him, 2 police officers said

Sid looked at them in confusion
He is a thief ,go and find him , they said

Sid's POV.

I started running towards that thief still confused like what is going on

As I was about to caught him someone grabbed my arm making me turn my face towards them

Tu chl tujhe toh mai btayunga, he said
Arae sir what r you doing,I asked the police officer who started to drag me

Jail mai chl fir btayunga ki what I am doing,

Are you fucking kidding me ,I am not the thief , u only told me to run behind that thief,

Acha fir jaa bhaag pakad usae warna chor humare hatho sae nikl jayega

I gave him are you serious wala look and started running behind that thief

After running for like half an hour I finally caught him

Sir plzz leave me,glti ho gyi agae sae nhi karunga,the thief started begging me to leave him

Aisae kesse, tunae meri kitni paraid lagwayi hai,

We both started to walk towards the police station that was half an hour away from us

Getting bored while walking ,I asked him

Waise kya karte ho tum,
Sir kuch zada nhi bss logo ki pocket marta hu, thief repied casually

Bss pocket marte ho

Hn sir or itni si baat ki wajah sae woh log mujhe jail mai dal rhae hai

Sir pzz chodh do na aap toh police officer bhi nhi ho, thief said

Agr tunae kuch or churaya hota toh maybe chodh deta but tu toh pocket marta hai

Sir pocket chorh sae koi dushmani hai apki

Hn bohot bdi dushmani hai, aaj he meri kisi nae pocket maari

Arae sir toh fir aap mujhse dushmani kyu nikl rhae ho

Toh or kya, pehle kisi nae pocket maari, fir report likhwane ayae toh chor smjh kar pakadne lage mujhe

Sir agr mai apka wallet dhund du toh chorh doge kya

Tu kaha sae dhundega khi tunae toh nhi churaya, Sid asked

Naah sir, aaj toh meri chutti hai toh aaj kuch nhi churaya baki aap yeh btao ki kbb or kaha chori hua

Woh supermarket haina shiv mandir ke pass shaam ko kareeb 4:30 baje ke aas pass

Sir ek baar apna phn do

Sid narrowed his eyes at the thief and gave him his phone

Thief dialled a no. And
Oye Mangal, mai bol rha hu yaar tera Veeru

Hn hn badiya hu yaar baki yeh baat chodh or ek baat bta

Tunae aaj supermarket mai 4:30 baje tkk koi pocket maari hai kya

Acha ek min

Sir smile, thief said to Sid and *click click*

Yeh kya kar rhae ho, Sid asked

Mera dost kaha rha hai ki kitni chori karta hai toh pic bhejkar confirm karega
Sid glared at him

Chl thikk hai hn hn ok aja mai tujhe live location bhejdeta hu

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