Now why is yo name zhongli 🤨

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"uh this very awkward..,should I leave,"
Childe says with a confused look.

"That would be best, I'll talk to you another time Childe, y/n I suppose you have something important you want to talk about,"
"Um yes,"

As Zhongli and y/n are about to talk Childe walks out the door as he sees the traveler and Paimon ear on the door.

"So y/n what is it that you need,"

"It's about Barbatos..is he ok,"
"Barbatos? Did he hurt you, what was that bard done this time..do you need me to hit him with a mountain,"

"NO NO NO NO ITS NOT THAT WAIT,"
I say as Zhongli was about to walk out the door. Just saved ventis life 🥳🥳

"He's just been...avoiding me and I don't like that, HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A REASON WE WERE FRIENDS,"
"that's the thing y/n,"

"Does he not want to be friends anymore, he doesn't like me,"
"No y/n you have the wrong idea, he wants to be more than friends,"

"What do you mean by more?,"
Zhongli laughs at y/n's cluelessness
"He likes you, but he doesn't want to lose you though,"

"What if I didn't like him back,"
"Stop lying I know you like him back,"

"....how do I say it, he won't even let me be by him,"
"Trap him,"
"Did that,"
"Bring him in with something like wine,"
"Did that as well,"

"I could trap him with a mounta-,"
"NO MOUNTAINS PLS,"
"Well if you really want help, you're just gonna have to force him, no matter what,"
"Ugh u knew I could go to you for help,"
"Anytime y/n,"
"Well ill be going now, thanks dad,"
"What?,"
"What?,"
"You just called me dad,"
"No I didn't, I said Zhongli,"
"Y/n..,"
"OK I SAID IT BUT YOU ARE LIKE A DAD THO XIAO AND GANYU THINKS SO,"
"They do?,"
"YES YOU OLD ASS GOD,"
"Hmm I never thought of me like that, I guess I am like a dad...ina way,"
"Yes. Yes you are.OK BYEE,"
"Be sure to come back and tell me how it went,"

With that y/n left the room. Childe, traveler and paimon heard the whole thing.

"Sooooo y/nnnn Zhongli is your dad huh?,"
they all say
"WHAT STFU I NEVER SAID THAT,"

"You did,"
"Y'all forget I am a god, I could literally kill all of you if I wanted too,"
Paimon then hides behind aether and Childe
"UH NO NEED TO DO THAT CHILDE AETHER SAVE MEE,"

They all have a nice talk together as they all walk home.
"So y/n let me ask you something,"
Childe says
"Well what is it,"

"You said you were a god no?,"
As soon as y/n was about to answer aether and paimon came to take y/n back to Mondstadt.

OMG I JUST STARTED WATCHING JJBA BC MY GENSHIN FRIEND TOLD ME TO WATCH IT AND ISTG ILL KILL SOMEONE IF IGGY DIES 😭😭
Also idk who that artist is that made that but I love them sm (unless they did some dumb shizz idk about 🤨)

OMG I JUST STARTED WATCHING JJBA BC MY GENSHIN FRIEND TOLD ME TO WATCH IT AND ISTG ILL KILL SOMEONE IF IGGY DIES 😭😭Also idk who that artist is that made that but I love them sm (unless they did some dumb shizz idk about 🤨)

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