Our Owlets (Book 1)

1. Unexpected Guests

A/N: Aye y'all, episode 6 of helluva boss has me MELTINGGGG😩

Octavia sat on her parents bed, gently rubbing her father's sweaty head.

"Dad, you're burning up.."

"Good. Hopefully, his fat, worthless ass explodes."

Octavia glared at her mother who sat at her vanity, putting on lipstick. "Y'know you could help mom. He is your husband."

"I'll help him the day he sleeps with a nobleman." Stella said with her nose turned up.

Octavia simply rolled her eyes.

"Ow...ughhh." Stolas began groaning louder and louder.

Stella rolled her eyes. "Stop being so dramatic. It's only stomach cramps."

Octavia's eyes widened. "Oh...my gosh."

"What?"

"Nothing! He's just...naked."

"Not a shock." Stella continued her makeup session.

Octavia slowly looked under the blanket where a large egg rested underneath her father's legs.

"Dad, wh-" Before she could even say anything, Stolas groaned in pain once again.

"There's more?!" She whisper yelled.

Stolas whimpered loudly. "Owww.."

Stella groaned. "Shut it!"

"YOU SHUT UP, YOU ANNOYING SNOBBISH BITCH!" Stolas suddenly shouted, shocking Stella.

Meanwhile Octavia was crying from laughing so hard.

"You asked for that one, mom."

Stolas grunted. "Ughh owww!!"

"It's probably because you've been in bed for so long. Get up and get some fresh air."

Stella got up from her vanity and walked over to the grunting owl prince.

Octavia immediately panicked. "No! No...he's fine, he just needs rest."

"He's been resting for months." Stella said, attempting to pull the blanket off of him.

Octavia held it down. "Mom, he's naked!"

"He's my husband, child. Now let go."

The mother and daughter basically played a game of tug a war before Stolas moaned in pain, causing Octavia to be startled and Stella to pull the blanket away.

"You...disgusting prick." Stella threw the blanket to the side. "What the hell is this?!" She pointed to the two large eggs under his legs. "These belong to that damn imp, don't they? You constantly tarnish our good name! These children are a sick disgrace! We're getting rid of them!"

Octavia gently laid her father's head under a pillow before standing up. "You can't get rid of them! Those are my siblings!"

Stella glared at her teenage daughter. "Of course you'd defend him. You're grounded after we figure out a way to privately dispose of these mistakes."

"They aren't mistakes! They are royalty as well!"

Stella laughed. "Royalty?! Half imp children? Don't make me laugh. Now I'm going to go find something to hide the egg shells in." She walked out of the room.

Octavia sat on the floor, absolutely devastated. She finally has siblings and her mother wants them dead. She had to protect them and fast.

Grabbing a blanket and wrapping the egg twins, she walked over to her father.