Our Owlets (Book 1)

22. Immature Parents

A/N: I'm sorry y'all, I'm working on so many books at once! <3

"Millie, have you seen the twins? Their math lessons started 5 minutes ago." Stolas asked.

Millie looked over from throwing knives on trees. "They're at work with Blitz and Mox!"

"....Work?" Stolas raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah to kill humans!"

Stolas felt his blood turn cold. Blitz did NOT take his babies to the human world!

"Millie, can you make sure my plants are fed?" Stolas asked while opening a portal.

Millie gave him a thumbs up. "No problem, Stolls!"

Stolas stepped through the portal and looked at the bodies on the ground. "They must be close."

"Come on, you fat neck son of a bitch!" Blitzø tried strangling a rather hefty man.

Celeste was riding on a human woman's back with a rope tied around her neck. "Giddy up horsey!"

Moxxie was busy chopping the body parts in half, stuffing them in a wood chipper.

While they were having fun, poor Cosmos was in the corner, trembling and crying at the scene.

"Cosmos, come on! It's not that bad!" Blitzø said. "See?" He snapped the man's neck.

Cosmos squeaked and cried even harder. He then looked up and ran forward.

Blitzø sighed and opened his arms, but Cosmos ran right past him.

"Mommy!!" Cosmos cried, running in his mother's arms.

Moxxie quickly dropped the body part.

Blitzø gulped and slowly turned around to meet his husbands furious glare. "Heeey baby! Didn't expect to see you here! Damn, you are a 5 course meal~"

"Have you lost ALL forms of sanity bringing our children to the human world? ESPECIALLY without a proper disguise?!"

"We did that on Halloween!"

"THAT WAS HALLOWEEN, Blitz! Monsters and gremlins come out at that time! Nobody suspects two demon owl children on that night! But this...this is UNFORGIVABLE!" Stolas snapped.

Blitzø sighed. "Baby, they're fine.."

"And if they weren't?! This was absolutely careless! How could you risk the safety of your children by doing a job that you don't even NEED anymore?! You're a terrible father at times!"

That sentence alone made Blitzø snap. "I'm a terrible father? Listen here, you stuck up pompous bitch! I saved you AND these kids! Now when I have a little fun with them instead of ignoring them like you do, IM the bad guy?! Give me a fucking break!"

"You ARE the bad guy! You're a horrible example for Celeste! She acts just like you!"

"And Cosmos acts like you! Always needing saving! Celeste knows how to have fun!"

"Burning houses down and killing innocent people is NOT child friendly fun!"

"Oh and eating people alive is?!"

Moxxie frowned and stood in between the couple. "Guys, please! Stop it! At least not in front of the babies!"

"Yknow what? I'm done." Blitzø said, walking through the open portal. "I'm sick and tired of your bullshit,"

Stolas walked in behind him. "What bullshit? I just said to be more careful when it came to our babies."

"Then you called me a terrible father!"

"I said AT TIMES!" Stolas sat Cosmos down. "Then you brought up my pregnancy that damn near killed me!"

"IT SHOULD HAVE!" Blitzø snapped.

Stolas stared at him. "Real mature, Blitz."

Millie looked at Moxxie in confusion.

Moxxie sighed. "I honestly don't know, babe. I don't know-"

"Are you two done acting this immature in front of your children?" Pringles stepped up. "Look at how you two are acting. Yelling, screaming, and belittling each other's parenting. That is NOT an ideal situation to be like this."

"Pringles" Stolas started, but was cut off.

"Prince Stolas, I understand that you're worried about the safety of your children but you were very immature about the approach and you went overboard. Blitzø, you are a grown man who knows better than to take two 5 year olds into the human world without disguises or protection. They could have gotten seriously hurt or worse. Now I want you two, to look at your babies."

Blitzø and Stolas looked over at the twins and their faces dropped.

Celeste and Cosmos were crying and hugging each other tightly.

Blitzø felt horrible but Stolas felt his heart shatter. Octavia was the same way when Stella and him argued.

"Go comfort your children and apologize to each other." Pringles crossed his arms.

Stolas and Blitzø took a twin in their arms and gently rocked them before looking at each other.

"I'm sorry for being dramatic, Blitz. The terrible father thing was uncalled for and way off. You are an amazing father." Stolas said.

"No, Stolas. You're right. I wasn't thinking while putting my kids in danger. And I shouldn't have brought up the saving part...even if it was true." Blitzø said.

"Oh, shut up, Blitz..."

Blitzø started laughing. "You love me."

Stolas shook his head with a smile.

"Unfortunately."

A/N: WOOP WOOP! FUN FACT! I'm Pansexual like Blitzø! Only thing is that I'm also Asexual! :3