BMC Texting fic

WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT MY SEXUAL LIFE

Michael- MoveI'mgay

Jeremy- Moreofageek

Rich- BiBoy

Jake- PanMan

Brooke- Blondebabe

Chloe- Beautifulbitch

Christine- Shakespearelover

Jenna- Gossipgirl

Movei'mgay added Moreofageek, Biboy, Gossipgirl, Blondebabe, PanMan, Shakespearelover and Beautifulbitch to a group chat

Movei'mgay named chat THE SQUIP SQUAD

Movei'mgay: Hewo

Gossipgirl: Hey Micha!

BiBoy: what up homies

Moreofageek: Hi guys

Beautifulbitch: Why are we here again

Shakespearelover: I think it's fun! :D

Blondebabe: Yeah Chlo calm down

PanMan: Whats going on

Beautifulbitch: Im sorry Jake and Rich do you guys have usernames that match each other

PanMan: Uh...

BiBoy: yea

Movei'mgay: You guys are on some bf shit

Gossipgirl: #relationship goals

PanMan: Srsly, what is going on here

Movei'mgay: This is the squip squad chat. I thought we should have one since we are a group now

Beautifulbitch: Michael you didnt even get squipped

Movei'mgay: But I still saved your ass

Blondebabe: Don't be rude Chloe, we are all very grateful

Beautifulbitch: Fine

Moreofageek: Michael can I come over? I wanna play video games

Movei'mgay: Sure, see you in a few

BiBoy: now whos on bf shit

Movei'mgay: Stfu, we're just friends

Beautifulbitch: Im betting fifty that they fuck today

Moreofageek: Chloe!

Beautifulbitch: You could just hear the voice crack

Gossipgirl: I'm betting sixty that it takes more than two weeks

Blondebabe: Guys, this isn't nice! But also I'm putting twenty five down for today.

BiBoy: i think theyre already fucking

PanMan: Nah, if they were then Jer wouldnt be so embarrassed about admitting that hes still a virgin. If he was acting he wouldnt be so awkward about it

BiBoy: he could be pretending

Movei'mgay: As Jeremy's best friend of nearly thirteen years, I can say with confidence that he is a terrible actor

Shakespearelover: Jeremy isn't talking :<

Moreofageek: Sorry Chrissy, I just got to Michaels house

Moreofageek: Im just gonna read the messages

Gossipgirl: He's gonna throw a hissy fit

Moreofageek: WHAT THE FUCK

Moreofageek: WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT MY SEXUAL LIFE

Beautifulbitch: Your non existent sexual life you mean

Moreofageek: Besides the point

Gossipgirl: There's someone who could change that for you ;-)

Moreofageek: Dont even start

Moreofageek: And Michael, I can hear you laughing from through the door, shut up and come let me in

Movei'mgay: No

BiBoy: ok but can we all agree on 1 thing

Beautifulbitch: What is that

BiBoy: jer is defo a bottom

PanMan: Oh yeah

Beautifulbitch: Totally

Gossipgirl: There's no doubt about it.

Blondebabe: Even I have to agree

Movei'mgay: Well duh

Moreofageek: HOW DARE YOU MICHAEL! Chrissy defend me

Shakespearelover: ...No comment :|

Moreofageek: How could you all betray me like this