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Emotional Atyachar

Raghav sprayed Sanitizer all over Vijay Deshmukh which angered the old man. Pallavi and Keerthi were enjoying the senario. Raghav wanted to laught out loud looking at the sunki budha but he controlled himself . 

Vi : Raghav Rao, tune mere muh pe sanitizer kyu mara?
Ra : The point of infection old man, I mean, jaha sabse zyada dirt hai wahi toh! 
Vi : Raghav! He's about to slap him
Ra : Sochna bhi mat, now he's serious Mazak mazak taak sahi tha, aab don't cross your line. Senior hai so, I am keeping the last string of respect I have, don't break that string. Main bhul jayega tum old hai.....and when Raghav Rao forgets gender, age and all, the outcome is not that pleasant you see..... Signature raghav rao style....Ardhamainda? (understood?)
Vi : Mere bete ko police station bhej ke tum sacchai chupa nahi paoge, tumhare paap ka ghara bhar....
Ra : Paap ka ghara...nice words sunki budha, sikha kaha seh hai....whatever, paap....let's see, tumhara beta kitna acha admi hai! He played the audio. Vijay was shocked kinda listening to his son's stupidity. He felt like hitting Mandar with a chappal. That foolish boy called for his own trouble. The plan should have been otherwise only if Mandar used his brain. But, he needs to act smart to save his foolish son. 
Vi : Pallavi! Beta, tujhe bhi yehi laga? Mandar aise baat karega tujhse? Meri parvarish hai voh! Apne baba ke upbringing ko tumneh questionable bana diya!! Aur kitna insult karogi hume beta aur kitna? Emotional blackmail you see. 
Pa : Mujhe bhi pata nahi tha ke apki upbringing aisi hogi! Well, ironically, number and caller, dono Madar hi the. We have the proof... 
Vi : Kalko agar you have proof that I killed Mandar, you will trust that?bolo.... Pallavi was silent. Kalo proof hoga mandar mera beta hhi nahi hai! You will believe? There will be proof that your Ayi is not Mandar's biological Mother, you will believe? Vijay was getting confidence as Pallavi was silent. His emotional blackmail was working. Once Mandar is out, he will teach Raghav and Pallavi a good lesson, but, for now, Mandar needs to be out first. Pallavi! mera bacha, everything is not based on proof... aaj taak humne tere liye jo kuch bhi kiya, uska proof de payegi bol? nahi na... tere baba tujhe naraz hai, but hai toh tere baba hi....haina? aaj ish baba ki baat manle! Mandar galat nahi hai. Raghav is doing all these just to frame Mandar. Mere bete ko jail seh chura le! Usko wapis kaar de mujhe! Acha, tujhe nahi rehena na mere bete ke sath! Nahi rahe. Main bechara baap apne bete ko samhal lunga, but, aisa maat karo tum log, itna maat toro mere bete ko! suddenly a song started playing 

(Tauba tera jalwa 
Tauba tera Pyar
Tera Emotional Atyachar)2

Vijay was fuming in anger and looked at Raghav who has played this song and looking at Vijay with a sly smile. Pallavi could not control herself anymore. She bursted out laughing followed by Keerthi who felt on the sofa laughing. Vijay was feeling utterly dismayed and insulted. Raghav gave a "Jalwah hai humara, kaisa laga" look. Vijay absloutely, totally , absolutely , completely lost it. He took the bowl kept on dinning table and threw at Raghav. Raghav caught it

Ra : Kya problem kya hai dinning ware seh! torh forh nako karo! Mehenga hota hai re! aur, now, should I put you behind the bars? dono Sunki 1 and 2 mulke ludo khelna maast sa... aur khana pani main hai na apna personal one and only dear and near Jamai Raja, my not so Dear Sasur Ji! 
Vi : Jaan le lunga main tumhari! Kabhi kush nahi rahoge tum main abhi...ahh!!  Raghav held his collar and pulled him as such he's handing off the ground. Pallavi gave him a murderous look. 
Ra : Baap bulata hai tum khudhko! dead angry as the last string is now broken bola tha main, mere patience and respect ka last string maat break karo. Main kya kaar jayega mujhe kkhudlko nahi pata. But no, tereko mera patience at test rakhna hi hai! Himmat kaisa hua tera mere wife ko curse karne ka! Tera ghar paar rakhke itne time seh uska sills waste kiya apna ush raddhi sa store meh, uska dreams torh diya.... uska life Vijay was struggling to free himself! Eh chup! birds ke jaisa wings flap maat karo. !.5 inch ka insan aur 6.5 inches ka baat. Mera Pallavi ka life tera ghar me kuch kaam cursed nahi thaa, jo tuh muh uthake aa gaya aur curse deneko. Samajhta kya hai khudko ha! bhagwan!!! Abhi ek aur bari tu ya tera vo Cat faced monkey man beta mere wife ya family ko pareshan kiya toh, I swear! Jaan le lega main tum dono ka! He left Vijay's collar pushing him Vijay felt on the ground and stood up somehow balancing himself! to say he's afraid of this Raghav was understatement. He was horrified with this version of Raghav!  He was puzzled. Should be speak or not. He just left the mansion. 


Pallavi and Keerthi were gaping at Raghav who's looking nothing less than a fireball ready to burst. He's breathing heavily due to anger and looking at the door the way Vijay left. Raghav fisted his hands and called Shahai , the security 

Ra :  shahi, tujhe bola tha na main yeah deskhmukhs ko entry dene seh pehele mereko ya pallavi ko puchna. 
Sah : S..sir....bvo...main...main.....
Ra : Yeah kya bakhre ki tarah mein mein kaar raha hai! Bolo kuch! 
Ke : whispering Pallavi, agar Raghav aise lion ki tarah roar karega toh Shahai kaise hi kuch bolega. 
Pa : whisper Hm.... tumhara bhai toh bilkul Vampire baan gaya hai! Killing spree and blopod thirt mein nikal para. abhi ke abhi ish innocent human ka blood suck kaar lega. 
Ke : Ha toh roko na useh! Cannibal nahi hai mera bhai
Pa : Acha! Itna tension hai toh tum roko na.....main gai toh mera ki khoon pi jayega...Go.....
Sah : Sirji, trust....trust me, mein bola tha un sir
Ra : Aih! Vo sunki insan Sir nahi hai! Ardhamainda? Vo insaan kehelane ke layak nahi 
Sah : Hanji sirji... voh jo bhi aap kaho ji neh meri...meri
Ra : Tumhara kya!? 
Sah : Suna...suna hi nahi mujhe dhakka maar aa gaye....
Ke : Dekho Pallavi, mujhe Raghav kke Cannies nikalte dikh rahe hai, please go and save Shahni ji..... she pushed Pallavi infront of Raghav who looked at him like a timid sheep 
Ra : Shahni tum.... Pallavi! Dekho tum ish saab ka bich mein nakko ao... nenu e roja kopanga chanipoyanu (I am dead angry today)
Pa : too mala teligumadhye shivigal karat ahes.(You are abusing me in telugu)
Ra : emi? meeru ippudu a bhashanu upayogistunnaru, meeru pichi mahila! (What? what language you are using now , you mad woman!)
Pa : are deva! ya vedya manasane apale man purnapane gamavale aahe. mi tyala mazya ughadya hatanni thar maranar aahe.(Oh my lord! this mad man has lost his mind completely. I am gonna kill him with my bare hands.)
Ke : signalling the security to leave  tum dono chup karoge yah firh main dishes torna chalu karu. yeha Marathi V/s Telegu ka communication Black Hole baan raha hai! 
Pa : Ha toh! Apne ish pagal bhai ko bolo na telegu mein gali nahi de
Ra : Gali! Seriously Pallavi, pichi ammayi, I mean, mad girl, tereko main kaiko gali dega, tum mera pyar mera jaan mera saab kuch hai! tum hi mereko apna marathi language mein karata kaar raha tha 
Pa : Veda manush, mane ki mad man, I will use slangs on you! You are the reason I live. Itna pyar karti hu aur tum!!! Her dramabazi wala cry. Keerthi quietly left smiling to herself! 
Ra : Aww! Mera biwi mere seh itna pyar karta hai! 
Pa : Ha! Itna...... keh..... 
Ra : Keh! tum marmachi jaisa rone laga...alelele.... gamla du ya firh rumal seh hi ansun sara clear hoga! 
Pa : Haw! ghamandi Rao, ruko tum......  she went after Raghav who's laughing and running for his life! 

Raghav stopped at their room and Pallavi too followed. Raghav was about to run again when his phone rang. Before he could answer, Pallavi came and back hugged him. 

Pa : Raghav! Pakar liya! 
Ra : in a serious tone looking at his phone hm!! 
Pa : Kya Hm raghav! Itna feeka.... Raghav held her hand and brought  her forward. Pallavi looked at the phone screen and knew the reason of his serious face. Pallavi kept her hand on his chest and assured him. Raghav answered the call 
Ra : Ha Poloce bolo! Hm.....Hm.... Raghav kept his hand on Pallavi's waist. a nettuti mandar descmuf. ela, atanu na bhagya gurinchi ala matladitanic entha dhairyam(That bloody mandar deskhmukh. How , just how dare him speak about my wife like that) Pallavi was playing with his shirt button and hugging him now and then. She could not understand much,  but understood this is about Mandar which is why Raghav is getting so mad! na bhagya gurinchi alanti slokalu upayogincinanduku nenu atanni champi umdevadini. ame na bhagya mariyu nenu ippudu police station k vastunnanu, idi athani medaduloki travvabadindi, tadwara atanu tana samadhi varaku dinini gurthunchukuntadu.(I would have killed him for using such verses about my wife. She's MY WIFE and I am now coming to the police station to get this digged into his brain so that he remembers this till his grave.) Raghav lightly kissed Pallavi's forehead who singalled him with her eyes to calm down. Raghav kept the phone and nodded his head. He hugged her and hid his head in her hair to calm himself! Pallavi patted his back. Acha suno, mereko thora nikalna hai! Kuch kaam hai police station meh! I will be back shortly. Pallavi agreed and Raghav went to washroom to change, before going, tumko toh Telegu ata nai! Phone recording seh sunke translate kaar lena.....tumhara kaam ayega! 
Pa : Veda manush! jaab janta hi hai mujhe nahi ati telegu toh bolna kyu! she heard and translated the words and the meaning she got made her go red! No, no....no in shame but in anger. Raghav came out and smirked looking at her 
Ra : Pallavi! kya hua! suna tum! isiliye I am going to the police station
Pa : tum ruko, main fresh hoke aa rahi hu! Main bhi chalungi. 
Ra : sure Mrs hubby Rao! 

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Hello Family, 

First of all, I am really sorry for the Telegu and Marathi thing. I know none of the languages and  just used google translator. 

Now, how many enjoyed the Emotional atyachar? Comment please 

Raghav's transition from calm to funny to fireball?