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tv remote ( 🦶 )

It was about 3.00am. I couldn't sleep, so i decided to see if Ed was awake.

"Hey Ed are you sleeping?"

No answer. Well i dont care i want him awake for me.

I took the tv remote from the table and slapped his fat ass with it to wake him up.

"UEGHA. WHAT THE FUCK?" Ed shouted as he woke up.

"I can't sleep Ed." I told him.

Ed looked into my eyes for a while and then said, "Well what do you wanna do?"

"I don't know. Something interesting." I said still holding the remote.

Ed thought for a while and then he came up with and idea.

"What if I fuck you?"

"What if I fuck you???" I said lifting the remote to his face, hinting that ill be using it.

"If it helps you, then sure."

"Yes it will, thanks Ed." I said as i pulled down his underwear.

I pushed the remote to his ass, and he let out a moan. His ass accidentally turns on the television but I didn't care.

I kept pumping the remote in his ass, and he kept pushing the buttons, and suddently he was in the youtube homepage.

"UGHf fuck~ hEppa~" Ed sharted.

"Shut the fuck up my little remoteslut." I told him as i choked him a bit.

Everything was going WELL until Eds ass managed to click on shape of you in youtube.

Our romantic moment was ruined, so i pulled out the remote of his ass, (not letting Ed cum) and smacked him to death with it.

Then I commited arson.

End of chaoter

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HEPPA.