Chocolate

ii

chocolate - ii

brysen

I woke up to a laughing Ryan in the backseat of Matty's car. "What's so funny?" I yawned. Matty had parked the car in an abandoned parking lot to sleep the night at. It seemed Ryan was the first to wake since Matty was asleep.

"I drew a dick on Matty's left cheek." She laughed. I widened my eyes. "Really?" I gasped. "Of course not, that's so immature. Drawing a dick on a boy's cheek is so middle school shit." She chuckled. "Oh." I laughed.

"Yeah, I drew a dick on your cheek." She smirked. When she saw the horrified expression on my face she burst out laughing. I stared at myself in the rear view mirror and sure enough, a dick was drawn on my cheek in ink. "You drew this in ink?" I shrieked. "Permanent, ink." She corrected.

Oh hell no. "Why the fuck would you do that!?" I hissed. I woke Matty up but honestly, I didn't care right now. "I find people's misery amusing." She said. "Woah you have a dick on your face!" Matty laughed. I glared at him, making sure he got the message.

"Sorry love, it's a cute dick.... a very hairy, small one." He laughed. I rolled my eyes and huffed. I searched through my duffle bag to look for the wipes I had packed. They both stared at me with amusement clearly written on their face.

"Well are you gonna drive or what?" I huffed. "Yes ma'am." Matty said. A few hours later I was getting annoyed. "Are we there yet?" I whined. "DAMN WOMAN, IF YOU ASK THAT QUESTION ONE MORE TIME I'LL STICK A CACTUS UP YOUR ASS!" Ryan yelled.

"Calm down I was just asking. Jesus." I mumbled. "That's who you need on speed dial." She huffed. "We're almost there love don't worry." Matty chuckled. I nodded and sighed in relief. "Quick question, um what are we going to do when we reach Florida?" I asked.

"I have a place there." Matty said. "What? You do?" I asked. I was generally surprised, he never told me. "Well my friend does but he has like two houses there so he won't need one of them." Matty smiled. "Oh really, who?" I asked.

"George." He mumbled. "As in Curious George?" I chuckled. "Don't talk in third person." Ryan called out. "Now it's my turn to say that I'll stick a cactus up your ass." I remarked. "Originality is key, Brysen." Ryan said. "Ryan you little whore, shut up." I laughed.

Matty turned up a song on the radio. And we all began belting out the lyrics to Ain't It Fun by Paramore. A car driving behind us had a driver who looked annoyed. Matty laughed and flicked him off, singing even louder. I copied his actions and flicked the dude off too.

Ryan rolled down her window and stuck her head out of the window. She stuck out her tongue and flicked him off with both fingers. The guy drove away but when he drove by he yelled, 'Delinquents!' Bitch please.

"That was fun." Matty said. I agreed and kissed him. "Baby don't do that, I'm going to get horny. I haven't had sex in a while." Matty laughed. I laughed with him. I knew today was going to be awesomesauce.

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"We're here!" Matty hollered. "Hallelujah!" I yelled. We all ran to the house while getting our bags. I immediantly collapsed on the couch. "I haven't been on a couch in a while." Ryan muttered as she sat down. "Really?" I asked. She nodded, caressing the couch.

She looked deep in thought. "What are you thinking about?" I asked. She only shrugged. The loudest girl I knew, was now the quietest. I only nodded, I didn't want to pressure her. "I'm gonna go meet up with a couple of friends, Brysen we'll be alone at night just you and me." Matty zwinked.

I blushed and waved him goodbye. "Want to go out and explore?" I asked. "Lets go." She smiled. We were walking down the street and I was thinking about what Matty and I were going to do tonight so of course I fell. Like a dumb ass.