Misfortune(MHA)my hero academia

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Reiki never really cared about......well anything except his cats maybe he got good grades without studying he had a part time job at a caffe so he could survive but other then then he had no ambition whatsoever life didn't like that so it gave him the worst luck a human could possibly have if he didn't know better he'd say satan was onto him.

You know the rock on the side of the rode that most people trip on and then get up again cursing under there breath well let's imagine reiki is the one that tripped on it he would fall then continue rolling down the rode only to be stoped by a car that runs him over without stopping to check what it hit.

Let me give you another example that actually occurred reiki was on his way to buy groceries to make dinner even though it was hard to not burn the whole kitchen like the last twenty five times he like any other human gets sick of eating junk food so I think he could afford burning down the kitchen at least one a month anyway he was now shopping for ingredients until he hears gunshots the store was being robbed but it didn't bother him he was out of the range of gunfire but not for long the person behind him slipped on a can of beans if a can of beans was the reason he died he would be so disappointed reiki was pushed from behind just to make eye contact with the robber that was so panicked he shot him in the gut

He wasn't surprised really he thought with his luck he would definitely be shot in the head but god seems to have other plans for him reiki falls on is knees gripping his side that had been shot he thought he got out easy that he would just crawl back behind the shelves and wait for the ambulance but noooooooo the can of beans that was behind the man had other plans the robber tripped on the can causing him to push the trigger and shoot him in the shoulder if that's not bad luck i don't know what is fortunately that police came with the ambulance as he was put on a stretcher and led to the car but not without being 'accidentally' dropped it was the very painful cherry on top

To sum it all up reiki's life is like stubbing you toe it's painful and you never see it coming