Misfortune(MHA)my hero academia

Nõh

I am now in front of UA the best hero school not that I care .This is going to be a terribly long day I saw two figures coming from afar one was a huge bear rat mouse thing? I don't know, and the other was a man who needs some sleep and maybe therapy but who am I to judge I need therapy too.

"You must be reiki" "no I am Snow White and you are" well he doesn't seem to be phased by my answer "I am the president of the United States" touché "just kidding I am nezu the principal of UA" "ok so what's up" "how about we talk in my office"

We are now in Mr.president's office by now being shot in the head was a way better option for me than being here "so what did you want to talk about " I was now siping the amazing tea that I was served " I want you to attend the UA to-" "no" " pardon me" he says a bit shocked I mean for literally anyone it would be the best day of their lives but I am not anyone I am reiki a person who want to become a great barista at a coffee shop who loves his cats and fights to survive his bad luck

"I said no do you want me to say it in Spanish nõh" he then smiled "well unfortunately you have no choice" "what?" " you are an orphan" "wow no need to rub it in" " which means you have no control over your life I am sure the hero commission is after you after what you did with the villain and you will have to go with them" " unless" "unless you inroll in this school and become a hero" "no" "you have no choice" "no I don't want to be a hero"

'No no no no no no no no I don't want this omg' I looked calm on the outside but I am freaking out on the inside 'why why why me god did I screw up in my past life' I knew I had no choice I didn't want to be taken by the hero commission "fine" "I am glade we came to an understanding" 'understanding my ass more like a successful threat' " not so fast I have three conditions ..........
To be continued

What do you think the conditions are???