Rocko's Modern Shorts!

Tug o' War!

Here we are, outside of Rocko's house...I wonder what they're doing...

"...Gosh I'm bored!" Heffer starts off with,

F:
"Yeah...Rocko?"

R:
"Yes, Filb?"

F:
"Do you have any idea on what we should do?"

R:
"Hm...How about Ho-"

H:
"Nope."

R:
"But that was my favorite childhood activity!"

F:
"Maybe Heff's not in the mood, Uh..."

They start to think until Rocko eventually has a new idea.

R:
"Oh I know! How about-"

F:
"Tic-tac-toe? Yeah...About that...We won 10 times in a row and you had a toddler tantrum."

Flashba-

R:
"Please...No flashbacks...I think you guys know how that went..."

H:
"What about Tug o' War?"

F:
"Great idea, Heffer!"

R:
"Yeah! Great idea!"

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R:
"Alright...Uh..."

H:
"It looks like a-"

R:
"We're kid friendly, Heff! No talking about that stuff please!"

F:
"Exactly where did you get this so called rope?"

R:
"I don't know, but the inside of it was really dark and spooky...It only costed 10 bucks."

H:
"Ten bucks for a rope?! What a rip!"

R:
"Yes, I know, but it was the only one in stock. Now can you guys help me untie this thing?"

R/H/F:
"Done."

H:
"Jeez! That took forever!"

F:
"Even with Rocko's nails we still managed to untie it..."

R:
"Hey!"

F:
"It's true, Rock!"

R:
"Anyways...There are three of us, but it wouldn't be fair since you and Heff are pulling that side..."

H/F:
"Yeah..."

R:
"I-...Hold on...Someone's at the door."

Dr.  H:
"Hi, Ro-"

R:
"You must want to play Tug o' War with us! Come and join!"

Dr. H:
"Oh? Tug o' War? I would love to!"

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H:
"Hey, it's Dr. Hu-"

F:
"Move! Hutch is pulling with me!"

R:
"Don't get too feisty, now...Heff, why don't you pull this side with me?"

H:
"Thanks, Rock!"

F:
"Yeah yeah yeah...Let's get pullin'!"

Dr. H:
"Hold on! I might have to use one hand to do this...Kay?"

R:
"Alright, now that this is all settled...I declare...TUG O' WAR!!!!"

Rocko and Heffer are getting off to a good start!

Hutchinson and Filburt are still in the lead, though!

F:
"Keep pulling, Sugarcube!!"

H:
"There's no way we could lose this round, Rock!"

R:
"C'mon!!!"

Dr. H:
"We're doing great, Turtle-Dove! keep it up!"

F:
How is she pulling with one hand.

R:
"We can't lose this, He-...Heff!?"

H:
"This is tiring...I'll go buy a burger to eat."

R:
"HEFF...!?"

H:
"I'm sorry, Rocko...But for now, we part ways."

R:
"Heff...!"

F:
"Heh...Looks like your friend has betrayed you...Now...We will finally end this! Hutchinson...

PULL!"

R:
"Heff...! How could you...!?"

H:
"Farewell, Rocko..."

R:
“へファー君...!”
“Heffer-Kun...!”

H:
“ごめんねー.”
“Sorry, buddy.”

R:
“ヘッファー君!!! なんでぇぇ～!!!!!???”
“Heffer-Kun!!! Whyy~!!!!???”

F:
"Yes! We've done it!"

Dr. H:
"いいな, いいな!"
"Good, Good!"

R:
"Err..."

Dr. H:
"Rocko, I've had enough fun for today, thank you! Eh...But one more thing."

R:
"Eh?"

Dr. H:
"I was here for you to um...pay up...y'know..."

R:
"Oh, yeah...Wait...why'd you wait 1 month later for this?"

Dr. H:
"I was busy..."

R:
"Oh? Well uh...Here you go! 5 bucks."

Dr. H:
"Neat! Maybe when I come by again, we can try another fun activity! Kay?"

R:
"Yeah! Cya later, Dr. Hutchinson!"

H:
"I'm back and stuffed!"

R:
"..."

H:
"I was hungry!"

R:
"Understandable."

F:
"Rock, get off of the ground! Insects are roaming around in that dirt!"

R:
"Yeah...Sorry!"

H:
"Y'know, you could've just bought a cheaper rope online."

Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt all live a very odd modern day...

The End.