"ben. u kan cum out now. my hubby is gon."
"ur mom. i think we ned 2 brek it off. it cant be helthee."
"no. ben, im breking it off wit my hubby. we can finaly be 2gether"
"oh. ur mom. illy so much."
u heer dis from da rum next 2 urs and u burst throo da dor. u cant take anymor.
"mam. i noo u wer chetin on dad." u yell. ur mom screems as u confrunt her.
"no. dis isnt wat it luks lyk." she sais. tryin 2 defend herself.
"den wat is it."
"im knot hoo u think i am."
"den hoo r u."
ur mom turns around and u luk @ her bak. u see a ziper. she slowly unzips her skin and a littl man pops out, holdin his hed in sham. den u reliz, dis woman wansmt it mom. dis woman was A LEPERCHAUN.
"im sorreh i nevr told u.i waz ashamd."
"uR MOM." benjamin frankli exclams. "I THOT U WER DIFF." he says.
"no. benji. i can explan." ur mom tris 2 rezin.
"save it." ben sais as an eagle bursts throo da window. sendin glass evrywer.
and just lyk dat, ben is gon into da nite.
"my child. i was nevr ur mom. i am really seamus the leprechaun." ur mom sais, cryin.
"itz ok seamus. i aksept u 4 hoo u r."
lyk if u cri evry tim.
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FanficI will write terribly uneducated short stories about any kind of ship. Doesn't even have to be real. I'm a very open minded person.
