The Banana

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Norway walked over to Romina and showed him a banana
"why are you showing me this" Romina said not wanting a answer
"we can kill someone whit this" Norway said really excited
Romina now excited about the answer

Now you are probably wondering how to kill someone whit a banana whell I will tell you or more like these to blod thirsty bichts will show you but I'm making all of this op and why did I choose a show felt whit weak people and Denmark he's not weak just stupid but most or the caraters are stupid anyways so like year anyway how to kill people whit bananas

"so how are we supposed to do this" Romina said as they were hiding
"we are going to shove it down he's throat" Norway not taking he's eyes away from the person they were going to kill (sealand (I don't like him so I'm going to kill him I don't care that he's a crild he's stupid and he deserves to die(he's not even a country)))
"so we are supposed to kill a crild" Romina said not because he didn't want to he will kill anyone except for Norway if he gets a chance
"yes" Norway answered

So they killed sealand by showing the Banana down he's throat and now sealands dead get over it pussy


"can we kill Hungary next" Romina asked Norway

"sure" nor answered
"so how do we do it this time" Romina was kinda excited not only to kill Hungary but also to do it whit Norway he would do anything for Norway
Whell enough of Romina simping for Norway i will do more later tho

"we are going to slap her whit the banana really really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hard" Norway answered

So they went to kill Hungary she's dead now tbh I had to kill her she's the only one I can't make fun of and like idk how else to make anything whitout making fun of the people in it
Anyway Romina fell even more in love whit Norway
But Norway already have a boyfriend (Denmark (ik nor have bad taste why would he be whit a Dane like that's just so stupid like why would he do that (I'm trying to say that I'm lonely and I want a gf btw I'm Dainish so I know how stupid the people here are and by that I mead me and my best friend is stupid))) "I have to kill Denmark" Romina though





(so I'm going to opdateret this later i have more ways to kill people whit bananas so I will opdate this i just got bored of it and I want to bild on the Romina x Norway thing going on and I want some romantic things going on shins I'm a lonely gay bich)

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