Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies)

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Within 5 minutes of reading this, you must purchase Motherhood comes naturally (and other vicious lies). You must then forward this message to at least 15 of your friends, instructing them to do the same.

Failure to follow these instructions will have dire consequences:

1. Your children will not sleep tonight. Or tomorrow night. Or maybe, ever again.

2. Your son or daughter will get an ear infection before your next long planned vacation.

3. Your house will become plagued with diarrhea, unexplained temper tantrums and possibly vomit, on you.

4. Also, there is a very great chance that an outbreak of Lice will infect your home.

Take no chances.

Place your order, pass to your friends and enjoy days of health ahead.

The clock is ticking. Go, now.
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Okay, so it's been quite a while since I've updated, but I had exams at a stretch. So I didn't get any time to update.

Anyway, I don't know why, but this letter makes me feel that someone was promoting a book or something. But I decided to post it anyway.

Well, until the next update, then :)

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