Crappy Y/N story

the actual first day or something

As Y/N enters the school, they see a mafia mongoose boss daddy.
Y/N runs into the mafia mongoose boss daddy and falls over.

Y/N: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry!! I-i-i-i-i-

Mafia mongoose boss daddy: *hiss* *growl* *bark*

Y/N runs off in fear as they think 'that was so sexy'..

FIRST PERSON

That was so hot, I mean, I hope I bump into him again. Oh god, its also almost lunch.
I run to the canteen as I remember that a few girls bully me every lunch. 
I know what to do!

(I reread this like 2-4 months after publishing and realised that I put 'every lunch' when it's it's first day lmao)
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I sit down

next to the mafia mongoose boss daddy may i add

while staring at these three girls, rebecca, bartha, brenda.
I dislike them because it takes energy to hate people.
They walked up to me and the mafia mongoose boss daddy and said:

All three of the girls: H..h-h-h-h-hey..

I was so frustrated, they can't my mafia mongoose boss daddy!
I pushed them away in agony.

Y/N: YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MAN! HE'S MINE!!

I could tell they were terrified.
They insulted me right after so then...

I jumped onto the table I was sitting at. I shouted 'everyone' as they all looked at me, even the workers.

T...this...

People were still staring.

T-this i-i-i-i-i-i-is..

Still staring.

I-is.. MY FIGHT SONG

you know the drill

THIS WILL STILL BE EDITTED!

254 words.