You grin into the camera. "Y'all all remember C/n, right? Yeah, my boyfriend of five years. We haven't done it, but he's super gullible, so I'm gonna leave a fake positive pregnancy test in the bathroom. After that's set, I'm gonna put on this--" you hold up a fake baby bump that you bought online "--and let the rest take care of itself. Signing off for now! And remember, you ain't got the bread, love y'all!"
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"Y/n? I found this in the bathroom, are you, um, y'know, pregnant?" C/n's voice echoes down the hallway and he finally comes into the living room, completely oblivious to the camera you have sitting on the coffee table.
"Um, yeah," You reply, not looking up from your phone.
"You're pregnant? How long?"
"Long enough to have this," You stand and pull your shirt tight against your body, showing off the 'baby bump.'
"That's like two months, Y/n! How could you not tell me?!"
"I don't know, I just woke up this morning and saw it, okay?"
"Wait, but we've never done that,"
You giggle. "Babes, sometimes you're so slow," You cross the room and throw your arms around his neck.
"Are you cheating on me?" C/n's voice is devoid of emotion.
"C/n! No, it's a prank," You indicate the camera before taking the fake pregnancy test from him. "And on the back of this, it says 'Gag Gifts Incorporate,' baby."
"O-oh," C/n rubs the back of his neck, embarrassed. "Sorry I thought you'd do that."
"It's cool," You poke his cheek. "I probably would've thought the same thing."
EESH. I have writer's block for this book, please comment or message me requests!
💜 Ani
