The minus reality bender

Chapter 3:Stabbing desire

Kumagawa was now on a drill. And by that, I don't mean some sort of militar exercise, but a litteral gian drill, who was drilling through a giant wall made of concret.

Kumagawa:[So, this is Ba Sing See?]

Mai:Yeah.

Kumagawa:[And we're going in with a drill.]

Mai:That's pretty much it.

Kumagawa:[You know, it would've been better to just nuke it. A nuke alwais does the job.]

Mai:...What's a nuke?

Kumagawa:[...You don't have nukes?]

Mai:Why would I ask you that if we had?

Kumagawa:[Well, that's a shame. When you hear fire nation, you imediatly think of nukes. Yet, those don't exist. Oh, what a sad barbaric existence you have.]

Kumagawa gave her a pitying look. Though, if one looked closer they could see it's a mocking one.

Mai showed her resilience by keeping her neutral expression, not having an outburst like most who dealed with Kumagawa and his general smugness in the past. Still, her right eye was twitching a lot.

Mai:...God, I wanna stab you so bad.

Kumagawa:[Most people do.]

Mai:Anyway, you'll need these.

Mai throwed him a set of papers, hopeing he'll strugle to catch them and fall over. To her dissapointment, he catched them easily with a glint on his smile. The smug jerk.

Mai:You're a smug jerk, you knew that?

Kumagawa:[No. Because it's not true.]

Mai:How so? Enlighten me.

Kumagawa:[I'm not a smug jerk. I'm the smug jerk.]

Mai:So annoying. By the way, those papers are of the annoyances known as the avatar and his team. Read them over.

Kumagawa:[Well, that's heresy. No one should have homework after getting over the torture known as school.]

Mai:...On that one, we agree.

Kumagawa quickly looked over the paper. It would've been hard for a normal person to memorize even one paper, but thanks to his super computer brain he didn't jave trouble. There are certain pecks of being an abnormal.

First was the avatar, Aang. He was the last air nomad alive with mastery over air bending. Though, this type of bending it's primaly defensive. But, as the avatar he has control over all four elements. He has some mastery in water bending, just started his training in earth bending and no skills in fire bending.

Next was Katara. She was a water bender with decent skills. Though, the problematic part was that she had skills in using it for healing. She should be kept away from the rest if they fight, healers are alwais annoying.

After that was Toph. She was a extremly talented earth bender. At this point, she looks to be the strongest of the group. Even though she was blind, she could use seismic vibration to see.

The last one was Sokka. He was the single non-bender of the group and the weakest. He coud fight and use a boomerang as a weapon, but was manly a strategist.

Kumagawa:[Troublesome bunch.]

He turned his head, felling stared at. He saw the commander of the drill throwing glances at him. He decided to give a verbal reply.

Kumagawa:[I don't swing that way.]

Commander:Why would you say that!?

Kumagawa:[You're the one who's staring.]